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    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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    Science finally put to some good use http://www.theguardian.com/news/data...research-finds
    "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard." Ron Swanson

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    http://www.expressandstar.com/pictur...nt-tell/tivi3/

    Wasn't sure where to put this, but I really can not believe the substandard quality of the videos that the E&S produce. It's not just old Nashy's videos that look like he's being filmed on a Nokia 6230. This is really amateur!! If you're doing a voice over then mute the $#@!ing audio of the original video, especially when wind noise and passing traffic starts drowning the sound of the voice.
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    Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can't face reality.

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    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    "Never enter into a battle of wits, with an unarmed man"

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    "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

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    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    today's headline in he BBC football gossip section

    Monday's gossip column - Fernando, Fuchs, Van Gaal

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
    "Never enter into a battle of wits, with an unarmed man"

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    "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard." Ron Swanson

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    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post

    Dear oh dear !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post
    Brings a new meaning to cheesy cock.
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    Just noticed hes from Philly, gives a whole new meaning to a philly cheese steak.

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    What on earth would make him think that any woman would want to watch him while he puts cheese on his cock , I mean, he aint even nice looking !

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    Absolutely crackers
    You're either in the barrow, or you're pushing it.

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    Not very mature
    You're either in the barrow, or you're pushing it.

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    It'll be a Stinking Bishop
    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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    Either that or a Cream Cheese.

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    Serious question. Can you still buy those Tiger cheeses ??
    Last edited by Pittpenguinbabe; 4th March 2014 at 08:37 PM. Reason: i see that you can, and they should arrive by Saturday :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    Serious question. Can you still buy those Tiger cheeses ??
    I have one resting on my protrubus as I am typing this.
    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post
    I have one resting on my protrubus as I am typing this.

    You wanna watch yourself , you could get arrested for that !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post
    I have one resting on my protrubus as I am typing this.
    Dirty, dirty boy!
    I don't like it when all of those little voices in my head go quiet.
    I never know what the fuckers are planning...!

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    Woman's auto-payments hid her death for six years

    For years, the payments went out of the woman's bank account.

    Nobody batted an eyelid. Bills were paid. And life went on as normal in the quiet neighborhood of Pontiac, Michigan.

    Neighbors didn't notice anything unusual. The woman traveled a lot, they said, and kept to herself. One of them mowed her grass to keep things looking tidy.

    At some point, her bank account ran dry. The bills stopped being paid.

    After its warnings went unanswered, the bank holding the mortgage foreclosed on the house, a common occurrence in a region hit hard by economic woes.

    Still, nobody noticed what had happened inside the house. Nobody wondered out loud what had become of the owner.

    Not until this week, when a worker sent by the bank to repair a hole in the roof made a grisly discovery.

    The woman's mummified body was sitting in the backseat of her car, parked in the garage. The key was halfway in the ignition.

    Authorities say they believe the woman died at least six years ago. They're still trying to figure out what happened.

    "I've been doing this 37 years. Never seen anything like this before," said Undersheriff Mike McCabe of Oakland County, Michigan, just outside Detroit.

    http://www.nbc-2.com/story/24912668/...s#.UxotGfl_tTp
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    Not exactly a cracking story but Kim Jong-Un has won the North Korean election (I use the word loosely since he was the only candidate).
    Regardless he'll probably be proud getting 100% of the votes.

    The North Korean news agency KCNA released this tidbit: This shows the absolute support and sincere trust the population have in their supreme leader.



    Apparently there is a parliament,they meet once or twice a year to vote yes on all suggestions from the communist party.

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    Probably not in the right section but this shop is 100 yds from my house.

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    "Gamers are the pickiest, grumpiest, whiniest, complainiest, most dissatisfied people who ever lived in the history of mankind."

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