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  1. #241
    Quote Originally Posted by So Long Architect View Post
    What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!

  2. #242
    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!
    Perhaps he was half the price.

  3. #243
    Quote Originally Posted by So Long Architect View Post
    Perhaps he was half the price.

  4. #244
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

  5. #245
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    Lucky girl.
    Funny definition of "lucky" you have. I'd call lucky finding 50p on the street or maybe pulling off one of those through-the-legs shots in tennis. Getting hit in the head with a propellor though...

  6. #246
    Well it's sort of lucky not to have been decapitated by the propellor that came smashing it's way through the plane's fuselage and then out through her window.
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

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    Smile, you're on candid camera - https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/201...-this-website/

    Change your passwords, people!
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    "Honestly dad - you'll really like my new fella. He's a bit older than me but he's such a charmer....."

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  10. #250
    Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post
    Married a tree. Twice!

  12. #252
    Wonder if he got a woody on the marriage night ?

  13. #253
    She's a nice tree really, her bark is worse than her bite
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    All characters appearing in my avatar are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  14. #254
    It's a mahogamous relationship.
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

  15. #255
    She's older than she looks though, you only have to take a look at a cross section of her ring.

  16. #256
    I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

  17. #257
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?

  18. #258
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?

    That's if he could even find it under all that timber .

  19. #259
    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    That's if he could even find it under all that timber .
    Don't worry, he's got a big chopper.
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

  20. #260
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    Don't worry, he's got a big chopper.
    He wants to be careful, I should imagine splinters in ya chopper could be painful

  21. #261
    If he nibbles on her trunk does it make him a woodpecker?

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    While having a smoke just now I had a good look at some trees,I guess we simply don't have those sexy trees here...
    I felt nothing.Nothing!

  23. #263
    Quote Originally Posted by NorwayFB View Post
    While having a smoke just now I had a good look at some trees,I guess we simply don't have those sexy trees here...
    I felt nothing.Nothing!
    You need one with some sap leakage.

  24. #264
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    It's a mahogamous relationship.
    Thank you my friend, best laugh of the day !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    You need one with some sap leakage.
    Yeah that would put me in the mood for a treesome.

  26. #266
    Quote Originally Posted by NorwayFB View Post
    Yeah that would put me in the mood for a treesome.

    best one of the day

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