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  1. #241
    Quote Originally Posted by So Long Architect View Post
    What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!

  2. #242
    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!
    Perhaps he was half the price.

  3. #243
    Quote Originally Posted by So Long Architect View Post
    Perhaps he was half the price.

  4. #244
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

  5. #245
    Quote Originally Posted by Bit on the shaggies View Post
    Lucky girl.
    Funny definition of "lucky" you have. I'd call lucky finding 50p on the street or maybe pulling off one of those through-the-legs shots in tennis. Getting hit in the head with a propellor though...

  6. #246
    Well it's sort of lucky not to have been decapitated by the propellor that came smashing it's way through the plane's fuselage and then out through her window.
    I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain,
    He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's, Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

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    "Honestly dad - you'll really like my new fella. He's a bit older than me but he's such a charmer....."

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