Interesting. What were the 'Ammers views on us, out of interest?
Mine:
Arsenal: Negative - would be neutral but I'm sick of Wenger's constant hypocrisy and self pity.
Aston Villa: Neutral - their fans annoy me when they crawl out of the woodwork once a year following a good run, but I've no ill will towards the club really.
Birmingham City: Negative - cannot STAND them. Worse than the Albion IMHO.
Blackburn: Positive - great club, a good mate is a fan, awesome pies. I wish them luck (except against us).
Blackpool: Positive - good luck to them. They're going to need it.
Bolton: Negative - I wouldn't wish liquidation on any club. With the exception of Notlob. I hate them more than any other side.
Chelsea: Negative - along with 90% of the country. Drogbarrr, Cashley and Terry don't help their cause.
Everton: Positive - I have nothing but admiration and respect for Moyes.
Fulham: Positive - pleased Hughes is going to be there. Good, traditional club.
Liverpool: Negative - Rene Benitez and twat Reina ruined any respect I used to have for them. Fuck 'em.
Man City: Negative - trying to buy the league. Give them 5 years and numerous managerial changes and I fear they will have.
Man United: Negative - boring. I love Rooney though.
Newcastle: Negative - media darlings who are nowhere near the club they used to be. I look forward to the weekly Toon love in like I look forward to the shitty Kasabian filler EVERY ad break on SSN. <Bangs head on desk>
Stoke: Negative - wankerish fans, and quite easily the most anti-footballing side I have ever had the misfortune of watching. I'd love them to go down and take their tactics with them. Yawn.
Sunderland: Positive - decent club, good support, always a good rapport with their fans.
Tottenham: Positive - plenty of English talent there - hoping they do well in the Champs league. I'm one of the few who doesn't mind 'Arry all that much.
West Brom: Negative - like it could be anything else? I'm dreading the BCDs. 
West Ham: Negative - another media darling, managed by Baron Greenback and owned by Porn Barons. Horrid. Shame - I used to quite like them.
Wigan: Neutral - there's not enough to hate about Wigan. They're a small club in a small, shitty town and always will be. I quite like Martinez though. I get the feeling that when Wigan drop, they won't be back any time soon, especially if Whelan gets bored. Their attendances are an embarrassment.
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