The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

[machin05]

This is a terrible take

 

[darlowolf64]

Irrationally... The "we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen".

It isn't in the correct tune, is toneless, doesn't expand on the monotonous chant and bugs the shit out of me!

 

[Keef]

There’s a radio advert for walls ice cream at the minute, its two people saying I’ll mention an ice cream, you describe it, goes along the lines of
“ twister”
“Gorgeous”
“Cornetto”
“ tasty, gorgeous, melty goodness, ON A STICK”
Annoys me way more than it should, because we all know cornetto isn’t on a stick.