Dean Watch.

[Papper]

apart from maybe San Quentin, the jokes like this about British prisons are very often tongue in cheek, as the scenario in the UK is vastly different to the scene in Jails in the USA, but it was a joke and i find it difficult to get too serious about it. (respect to Alan who is in a vastly different position to view this than me)

Besides, he'll probably have a few dozen SIM cards and couple packets of smokes up there ...
In all seriousness may his fuck up lead to better things - It did for Tony Adams.

 

[The Bear]

I am not the one who is confused. I don't have the luxury of confusion on this topic anymore. That was taken away from me.

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[Deutsch Wolf]

Jinks, they're ignoring you mate. Stand on a box or something so they can hear you.

Back to the subject, his "my work here is done" comment within minutes of relegating Crawley is a fantastic bit of unintentional comedy.

 

[James]

Jinks, they're ignoring you mate. Stand on a box or something so they can hear you.

Back to the subject, his "my work here is done" comment within minutes of relegating Crawley is a fantastic bit of unintentional comedy.

I remember that comment, that was just unbelievable timing

 

[Alan]

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You don't know what it feels like to be raped.

I have nothing further to add.

 

[Stan Hullis]

Lets change the subject.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

:mecry::mecry:

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I never thought I'd say this, but can we talk more about Dean Saunders' time at Wolves please?

 

[Kenny]

I never thought I'd say this, but can we talk more about Dean Saunders' time at Wolves please?

I wonder if he advised his legal team to go with Plan A for 5 mins before quickly switching to Plan B that involved putting Jamie O'Hara just behind the prosecution lawyer to confuse the Judge?

 

[Stan Hullis]

I wonder if he advised his legal team to go with Plan A for 5 mins before quickly switching to Plan B that involved putting Jamie O'Hara just behind the prosecution lawyer to confuse the Judge?

He did change his plea in court this morning if that counts?

 

[Kenny]

He did change his plea in court this morning if that counts?

Classic Dean.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He let it ride as long as he could before changing his plea in the hope of getting a more lenient sentence when he had already wasted time and costs. He deserved a MINIMUM of ten weeks. If this appeal happens and he gets bail before it, I hope the result is a 20 week sentence. Think of like an extra match ban for a spurious appeal.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

By the way, unless he has a form of asthma undetected by any medical professionals in the world, his excuse is awful. How the fuck did his lawyers allow that to be the principal argument.

I've had asthma all my life and it's a fairly simple formula. If I don't drink very much then I'm not very drunk and I'm asthmatic. If I drink loads then I'm smashed and I'm asthmatic (and I might do something stupid). If I drink nothing then I'm just asthmatic.

He won't be on any kind of medication that mixes detrimentally in any way with alcohol.

The man is a fucking idiot.

 

[Kenny]

I presume the asthma was used as the reason he couldn't provide the test? "I won't be able to blow in that officer, struggling here and I have lost my inhaler"

Seems he forgot to mention that when refusing, so looks like they went for "My client is a thick fuck who forgot to mention the reason he couldn't do what was requested"
Guess the judge believed half of that

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Exhaling ain't the problem if you're having an attack

I very much doubt that slumped on the side of his Audi A4 that he was in serious respiratory danger anyway. He was just mullered. The stupid prick.

 

[Kenny]

Exhaling ain't the problem if you're having an attack

I very much doubt that slumped on the side of his Audi A4 that he was in serious respiratory danger anyway. He was just mullered. The stupid prick.

Not so much he was having attack but a struggle to do the basics of living.

My Dad for example got told he should be dead in a bit a few years back when he had to do a test for the Dr's into one of those things you blow into and he registered about 30 (should have been at least 300). It was clearly a shit desperate defence....the Kasper Gorkks & Roger Johnson of the legal world if you will

 

[The Bear]

Lets change the subject.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

:mecry::mecry:

Incredibly insensitive comment about cancer, and disabled children.

You don't what it feels like to be deaf, dumb and blind, and have cancer as well.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He got to use the defence because there was no test, so it is now impossible to prove just how cunted he actually was. Still guilty of not providing but if he was as shedded as it seems he was probably several times the limit and that would have got him a much longer sentence.

His other excuse, that he thought he could wait until a solicitor was present before blowing in the bag is fucking pathetic.

I hope the cunt is refused bail during the appeal.

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Don't be such a snowflake. It's a joke, up to you if you find it funny.

I find an increasing number of these types of comments throughout social media. Like vegans they look down their nose and want you to live by their rules and be offended at everything they are.

As Frankie Boyle would say, fuck off with that shit.

sitting quietly in the corner for several hours before slowly and timidly raising a hand


"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.." Apparently not a genuine Gandhi quote, but veganism will eventually win.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Because frankly he didn't care. About the safety of himself or other road users.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Especially as his home in Whitegate is something in the region of 10 miles from Chester racecourse, where he had been drinking.