London Mayor

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1384808158103851009

Count Binface currently tied with a Gammon and Laurence Fox. Fox has been given £5m for the election campaign as well

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I do enjoy Laurence Fox touring to no-one, there's a sitcom in there somewhere. But not with him as the lead actor, as I'd like someone who can act.

Tragedy if Count Binface doesn't overtake Brian Rose, who may be the most ludicrous man in the world.

 

[Johnny75]

London getting it's own army?

 

[Tredman]

Can I be London Colonel?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Obligatory before he changes the title:

 

[Tredman]

He'll probably edit your post too.

 

[Kenny]

He'll probably edit your post too.

oh and he will...

 

[Keef]

This London army, will it be cockernees rampaging everywhere telling us "facking West Ham won the facking World Cup, and the queen mother, gawd bless er, knees up Mavver brarn have a banana, jellied eels I facking luv em etc etc"?

 

[Lupo]

Most of the cockneys have moved out to Essex and the Home Counties

 

[YoungWolf]

A YouTuber is polling at 5%

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Count Binface has a truly marvellous website. I so want him to do well.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Count Binface's manifesto

He'd have my vote for 2, 9, 11, 18 & 20

 

[Tony Towner]

WATCH: London Mayoral Candidate Brian Rose Drinks His Own Urine, Twice

Footage has emerged of London Mayoral candidate Brian Rose drinking his own urine on two separate occasions. In clips first shared in 2018, Rose can be

order-order.com

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Count Binface could beat Laurence Fox. Please happen.

 

[Tony Towner]

Farage is now supporting Fox which I suppose will get him a few extra racists

 

[Kenny]

Fox ending a tweet having a pop at the NHS with "An institution so sensitive it needs a round of applause just to finish "

That's Laurence Fox - Previously an actor, part of an institution so sensitive it needs a round of applause just to finish

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Excuse me, that's failed actor Laurence Fox to you.

 

[Kenny]

Someone was praising him on this forum the other day for his acting skillz...

 

[Tredman]

And…? Coincidentally I was literally stood there clapping at the end of Lewis.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Someone was praising him on this forum the other day for his acting skillz...

Sake, man.