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Song Titles of Excellence

Tom Hark

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Witty, clever or just outstandingly weird. I'll begin with

Can Blue Men Sing the Whites? - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Careful with that Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd
 

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Scuttlebuttin' - Stevie Ray Vaughan
The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
The Loneliness of a Tower Crane Driver - Elbow (amazing song)
 

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There's No Lights On The Christmas Tree Mother, They're Burning Big Louie Tonight.

A song about death row and the electric chair.
 

nimrod

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pretty much anything by the deep freeze mice

godzilla loves me i'm an ashtray
into the valley of death rode the six hundred shouting "dig it"
teenage head in my refrigerator
peter smith is a banana
i met a man who spoke like an ucca form

amongst their many
 

The Bear

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Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
Harder Than Your Husband - Frank Zappa
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others - The Smiths
Lick My Love Pump - Nigel Tuffnel
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

And my all time favourite song title:

The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores - Morrissey
 

machin05

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Like the album cover thread, you have to look to the metal genre for the best song names:

El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama - White Zombie
Sandblasted Skin - Pantera

....for starters.

Oh and a couple of Zelig beauties:

Boondoggle
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The Moor Chant of Dennis
 

Langers

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I do think Bubble Gum Years is a particularly ace name for a song. Great song too.
 

North West Wanderer

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If White America Told The Truth For One Day Its World Would Fall Apart

Nostalgic Pusshead

La Tristesse Durera

Small Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky

Cracking.
 

machin05

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I'm not going to disagree with you there :D

"Chasing Ghosts With Alcohol" is another Gomez triumph.
 

Tyrannosaurus Dan

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Minus the Bear have some great song titles:

"Houston, We Have Uh-Oh"
"Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!"
"Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse"
"Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked"

Despite the silly song titles they are actually a most excellent band though.
 

So Long Architect

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Most songs by Half Man Half Biscuit. A selection:

I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
All I Want For Christmas is A Dukla Prague Away Kit
Joy Division Oven Gloves
Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show