The Laughter Cemetery

[Loki]

Anyone tried blind archery? You don`t know what you`re missing!

 

[BillyDee]

I've had a really shitty day. I paid a joiner up front to make me a double bed, and he's done a bunk...

 

[lemonjelly]

what does barbie do at halloween?
pump-ken....

 

[Keef]

On this day in 1605 Guy Fawkes started his trip to london, took him so long because his legs were a pair of old tights stuffed with newspapers.
Along the way he’d only eat one type of pasta, hence the phrase “penne for the guy”

 

[Jolemai]

 

[Tredman]

/thread we have a winner

 

[Wolf Hunting]

My mother in law who has dementia, was trying to exp[lain to my wife over the phone how some people are stealing money from her bank acct.
She was reading things out from her bank statement....
She got to
€9.99 for Lobster. What's a Lobster doing taking money??
Jane said, "That's just your mobile phone provider mum"
But It Says Lobster (Madrid).... I'ver never been to Madrid!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Tredman swiftly proved correct…

 

[Loki]

I can`t find my "Gone in 60 seconds" dvd. It was there a minute ago.

 

[Jolemai]

 

[Kenny]

 

[BillyDee]

I've found a great place that sells sausages online - I'll send you a link...