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The Laughter Cemetery

northfield wolf

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When i was in the Boy Scouts, i told my Dad i was going away for the weekend with an easy guide. He thought i meant a map.
 

The Bear

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So, I took this girl from Liverpool out to a vegetarian restaurant.

I said, “Do you like avocado?”

She said, “No, I ain’t even passed me driving test yet”.
 

Hereford Wolf

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I used to find random scrabble pieces around town. I had to stop searching for them though.
My shrink said if I kept up the obsession it could spell disaster.
 

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I was watching an Australian cooking show. The chef made a meringue and the audience all clapped which surprised me because I thought they would boo meringues...
 

Johnny75

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That doesn't make sense unless you use the silly American way of pronouncing it.
 

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Glad someone has explained.....couldn't work out why van accelerator or van throttle was funny
 

Hereford Wolf

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We can’t do any more jokes about the Suez Canal thing?
Well, I guess that ship has sailed.
 

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People think it's strange that I still live with my mum, but I don't. I mean, it's only eight years she's been dead...
 
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