The Premier League Thread - 2018/19

[AndyWolves]

I think the premiership will be significantly better than it was last season. West Ham & Everton have both strengthened well, Fulham went mad on deadline day and we're stronger than we were.

Some of the top teams (Chelsea & Arsenal) are going through a big transition. Jose at man utd is moaning about not get anyone in and Spurs didn't buy anyone.

I think we're going to see some teams finish in unusual positions this season. The top 6 has the potential to be broken into and there are going to be some decent teams battling relegation.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Premier League

Has been since 2007.

 

[The Bear]

One of my pet hates too. The Premiership is above the border in Scotland.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Fulham have strengthened, but have a hell of lot of integration to deal with

Everton likewise, but won't be able to deal with it quickly enough to worry us in the first game.

Jose is still miserable

 

[The Bear]

This thread is a good place for this - Merson rates the teams transfer window... [emoji85]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...des-liverpool-top-of-the-class-spurs-expelled

If you like a complete lack of knowledge of anyone outside of the English leagues or top international sides, and tortured metaphors that make you want to scream into a pillow, then this is the article for you!

 

[AndyWolves]

Can someone change the title to EPL thread please

 

[White Wolf]

Can someone change the title to EPL thread please

Why would we be discussing Ethiopian football?

 

[The Bear]

Nope sorry Andy, I've had to crack and change it.

 

[Trips]

This thread is a good place for this - Merson rates the teams transfer window... [emoji85]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...des-liverpool-top-of-the-class-spurs-expelled

If you like a complete lack of knowledge of anyone outside of the English leagues or top international sides, and tortured metaphors that make you want to scream into a pillow, then this is the article for you!

Rates Newcastles transfer activity as good as ours. Yeah ok.

 

[AndyWolves]

Nope sorry Andy, I've had to crack and change it.

Thank you, my EPL request was a joke.

Alka right in the world now

 

[darlowolf64]

"I don't know anything about the players they've signed but they've spent a lot of money on them so they must be good" (sic)

Yep, I'm sure you don't know Rui Patricio, Moutinho or Dendoncker... Give me strength

 

[White Wolf]

Anyone heard of this Roderick Miranda chap we have signed on loan?

 

[Penk Wolf]

Anyone heard of this Roderick Miranda chap we have signed on loan?

He’s gone to Olympiacos on loan.

 

[The Bear]

Another whoosh.

 

[darlowolf64]

He’s gone to Olympiacos on loan.

That Merson article has him joining us on loan from Olympiacos

 

[Penk Wolf]

Another whoosh.

You wanted me to read an article by Paul Merson.

 

[BGreenWolf]

On one hand, credit to Merson for admitting his limitations and not claiming knowledge that he doesn’t have.

On the other... it’s not very useful, is it?

 

[White Wolf]

"We see it every year with teams, though, they win the league and they just stick with what they have. You've got to move forward. McDonald's sell more burgers and chips than anyone but they still do adverts. That's the thing I always think about Premier League winners - you've got to go out and kick on again."

Looks like they have Deano as ghostwriter.

 

[Boozad]

Merson is a Grade A spanner. He sums up Sky Sports perfectly.

“I don’t know any of these players but I’ll grade them anyway”. And where the fuck have grades come from?

 

[Johnny75]

Thank you, my EPL request was a joke.

Alka right in the world now

Glad that's settled.

As for Merson....oh dear, the race to be the most stupid on Sky is accelerating.