Things that really really annoy you

[sellypark wolf]

Saw this thread on Mrs SPWs Owls Alive board and it threw up some proper gems, so i thought I would 'borrow it'. Anyway, things that really annoy me:

People who have a picnic and then leave all their rubbish in the park
People in cars when I am on my bike
People on bikes when I am in my car
People on foot when I am on bike / in car
People in cars / on bikes when I am on foot
People who push in
Mobility scooters (whether I am on foot, in a car or on my bike)
Other peoples cats crapping in my garden /digging up my plants
Tories
Work
People
Loud mouthed cockneys
The ITN news at ten (is rubbish compared to the BBC)
People who kiss ass at work
People who steal my stationary at work
Most of the people at my work
Vegans (don't really have a valid reason for this, they just do)
People who bang on about saving the planet and then don't recycle their own rubbsih
Hypocrites
People who swear at their children :icon_evil::icon_evil:

That will do for now, although I may add some more later

 

[Langers]

This is going to be a fucking long thread. I expect lengthy, expletive-laden rants from DW and Toon alongside my own choice words.

Too much to add so close to beer o'clock so I'll contribute later!

 

[Langers]

But I'll start with Adrian Chiles/ITV/Clive Tyldesley....

 

[Penk Wolf]

People who double post.

 

[manhattan project]

Caravans being towed
people jumping the queue
Albion fans
Keven Philips
Weather forecasters

 

[Hereford Wolf]

Chip shops that haven't got any chips (or fish) ready at peak times.
Fussy eaters.
Having to work for a living when I could be out walking or inside playing computer games.
Anti-Social Behaviour
Food shopping....(in fact...shopping).
It annoys me that the things I used to really enjoy are all bad for you. (Smoking - Given Up. Drinking - Cut right down. Fatty foods and curry - Only occasionally)
Did I mention working?

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

Pubs being closed on Good Friday
Good Friday itself ( whats so fucking good about it?)
Loud Americans asking inane pointless questions
Having to listen to how great and fantastic my ex is because we still share mutual friends
Skinheads
Lazy, disinterested shitebag bankers
The Banking system itself
Life sometimes

 

[HAzelGroveWolf]

Pubs being closed on Good Friday
Good Friday itself ( whats so fucking good about it?)
Loud Americans asking inane pointless questions
Having to listen to how great and fantastic my ex is because we still share mutual friends
Skinheads
Lazy, disinterested shitebag bankers
The Banking system itself
Life sometimes

No pub restrictions over here, sonny. It was a pain when there was.

 

[lemonjelly]

Shite music
Music being played on mobile phones
These idiots who insist on showing us all the top half of their underwear
A lack of the basic "please" and/or "thank you"
A lack of manners in general
People interrupting the conversation I am having

 

[waggy on the wing]

Moxey
Moxey
Moxey

and people who cant control their dogs

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Mick trying to defend a 1 goal lead.

 

[waggy on the wing]

Ward pretending to be a footballer

 

[lemonjelly]

Ward pretending to be a footballer

Get outta here waggy. Ward had a decent game today. He's a good footballer.

 

[Penk Wolf]

Ward was a lot better than Stearman and I rate Stearman (As a centre back).

 

[waggy on the wing]

Ward was not good....if anyone thought he was so great, kindly enlighten me..he works hard, apart from that what does he do

Anyway back to things that annoy me

inconsistent refs
fat blokes in shorts
pubs that dont have enough staff
and....
....Moxey

 

[yabbadabbadoo]

Ignorance
Laziness
Teenagers
Being bored to tears by the arsehat who has done everything you have done before, only it was twice the job and took him half the time
BMW owners
Audi Owners
Mercedes Owners
Caravans
The wrapping on Dairylea triangles
Andy Townsend
Madonna
Rappers
Kids in my local boozer
Drunks
Middle aged men wearing budgie smugglers on the beach
Health freaks
Estuary English
Shopping

 

[fenwolf]

Women who can't park between 2 white lines
Men with ear rings
The left wing BBC
Lack of respect for the elderly
Ant and Dec
Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
Feral children
Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
Most teachers
Gordon Brown
The gay rights mafia
The countryside alliance
Fly tipping
£1.51 for diesel

 

[Hereford Wolf]

Women who can't park between 2 white lines
Men with ear rings
The left wing BBC
Lack of respect for the elderly
Ant and Dec
Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
Feral children
Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
Most teachers
Gordon Brown
The gay rights mafia
The countryside alliance
Fly tipping
£1.51 for diesel

Are you Maggie Thatcher?

 

[t3ch]

Are you Maggie Thatcher?

HAH

 

[visage]

Women who can't park between 2 white lines
Men with ear rings
The left wing BBC
Lack of respect for the elderly
Ant and Dec
Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
Feral children
Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
Most teachers
Gordon Brown
The gay rights mafia
The countryside alliance
Fly tipping
£1.51 for diesel

What about the Politically Correct Liberal Elite?