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    NSFW: Things that really really annoy you

    Saw this thread on Mrs SPWs Owls Alive board and it threw up some proper gems, so i thought I would 'borrow it'. Anyway, things that really annoy me:

    People who have a picnic and then leave all their rubbish in the park
    People in cars when I am on my bike
    People on bikes when I am in my car
    People on foot when I am on bike / in car
    People in cars / on bikes when I am on foot
    People who push in
    Mobility scooters (whether I am on foot, in a car or on my bike)
    Other peoples cats crapping in my garden /digging up my plants
    Tories
    Work
    People
    Loud mouthed cockneys
    The ITN news at ten (is rubbish compared to the BBC)
    People who kiss ass at work
    People who steal my stationary at work
    Most of the people at my work
    Vegans (don't really have a valid reason for this, they just do)
    People who bang on about saving the planet and then don't recycle their own rubbsih
    Hypocrites
    People who swear at their children

    That will do for now, although I may add some more later
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    This is going to be a fucking long thread. I expect lengthy, expletive-laden rants from DW and Toon alongside my own choice words.

    Too much to add so close to beer o'clock so I'll contribute later!
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    But I'll start with Adrian Chiles/ITV/Clive Tyldesley....
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    People who double post.

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    Caravans being towed
    people jumping the queue
    Albion fans
    Keven Philips
    Weather forecasters

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    Chip shops that haven't got any chips (or fish) ready at peak times.
    Fussy eaters.
    Having to work for a living when I could be out walking or inside playing computer games.
    Anti-Social Behaviour
    Food shopping....(in fact...shopping).
    It annoys me that the things I used to really enjoy are all bad for you. (Smoking - Given Up. Drinking - Cut right down. Fatty foods and curry - Only occasionally)
    Did I mention working?
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    Pubs being closed on Good Friday
    Good Friday itself ( whats so fucking good about it?)
    Loud Americans asking inane pointless questions
    Having to listen to how great and fantastic my ex is because we still share mutual friends
    Skinheads
    Lazy, disinterested shitebag bankers
    The Banking system itself
    Life sometimes
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    I honestly didn't think people were that stupid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dublin Drummer Wolf View Post
    Pubs being closed on Good Friday
    Good Friday itself ( whats so fucking good about it?)
    Loud Americans asking inane pointless questions
    Having to listen to how great and fantastic my ex is because we still share mutual friends
    Skinheads
    Lazy, disinterested shitebag bankers
    The Banking system itself
    Life sometimes
    No pub restrictions over here, sonny. It was a pain when there was.
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    Shite music
    Music being played on mobile phones
    These idiots who insist on showing us all the top half of their underwear
    A lack of the basic "please" and/or "thank you"
    A lack of manners in general
    People interrupting the conversation I am having

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    Moxey
    Moxey
    Moxey

    and people who cant control their dogs

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    Mick trying to defend a 1 goal lead.
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    Ward pretending to be a footballer

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    Quote Originally Posted by waggy on the wing View Post
    Ward pretending to be a footballer
    Get outta here waggy. Ward had a decent game today. He's a good footballer.

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    Ward was a lot better than Stearman and I rate Stearman (As a centre back).

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    Ward was not good....if anyone thought he was so great, kindly enlighten me..he works hard, apart from that what does he do

    Anyway back to things that annoy me

    inconsistent refs
    fat blokes in shorts
    pubs that dont have enough staff
    and....
    ....Moxey

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    Ignorance
    Laziness
    Teenagers
    Being bored to tears by the arsehat who has done everything you have done before, only it was twice the job and took him half the time
    BMW owners
    Audi Owners
    Mercedes Owners
    Caravans
    The wrapping on Dairylea triangles
    Andy Townsend
    Madonna
    Rappers
    Kids in my local boozer
    Drunks
    Middle aged men wearing budgie smugglers on the beach
    Health freaks
    Estuary English
    Shopping

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    Women who can't park between 2 white lines
    Men with ear rings
    The left wing BBC
    Lack of respect for the elderly
    Ant and Dec
    Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
    Feral children
    Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
    Most teachers
    Gordon Brown
    The gay rights mafia
    The countryside alliance
    Fly tipping
    1.51 for diesel

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenwolf View Post
    Women who can't park between 2 white lines
    Men with ear rings
    The left wing BBC
    Lack of respect for the elderly
    Ant and Dec
    Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
    Feral children
    Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
    Most teachers
    Gordon Brown
    The gay rights mafia
    The countryside alliance
    Fly tipping
    1.51 for diesel
    Are you Maggie Thatcher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hereford Wolf View Post
    Are you Maggie Thatcher?
    HAH
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenwolf View Post
    Women who can't park between 2 white lines
    Men with ear rings
    The left wing BBC
    Lack of respect for the elderly
    Ant and Dec
    Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
    Feral children
    Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
    Most teachers
    Gordon Brown
    The gay rights mafia
    The countryside alliance
    Fly tipping
    1.51 for diesel
    What about the Politically Correct Liberal Elite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemonjelly View Post
    $#@!e music
    Music being played on mobile phones
    These idiots who insist on showing us all the top half of their underwear
    A lack of the basic "please" and/or "thank you"
    A lack of manners in general
    People interrupt......
    miserable old git.


    ....... ing the conversation I am having
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenwolf View Post
    Women who can't park between 2 white lines
    Men with ear rings
    The left wing BBC
    Lack of respect for the elderly
    Ant and Dec
    Gypos with untaxed and uninsured vehicles
    Feral children
    Fat women driving people carriers with fat children in them
    Most teachers
    Gordon Brown
    The gay rights mafia
    The countryside alliance
    Fly tipping
    1.51 for diesel
    Sexism
    Men with ear rings
    The right wing media
    Lack of respect for young people
    Dave and Nick
    Insurance companies who charge grossly inflated premiums
    Feral cats
    Fat men drinking lager
    People who generalise
    Nick and David
    Heterosexual mafia
    The countryside
    Rules at council tips telling you where to chuck stuff
    Diesel
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Saturday Boy View Post
    Sexism
    Men with ear rings
    The right wing media
    Lack of respect for young people
    Dave and Nick
    Insurance companies who charge grossly inflated premiums
    Feral cats
    Fat men drinking lager
    People who generalise
    Nick and David
    Heterosexual mafia
    The countryside
    Rules at council tips telling you where to chuck stuff
    Diesel
    Why? The majority of us are little shits.

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    Tories
    People who drive too slow
    People who drive too fast
    People with no manners
    People who have no respect
    People who deserve no respect
    Teenagers who think they know it all
    Teenagers who know nothing (that could be 'people' not teenagers, but I'm on a roll)
    People who can't be arsed to exercise and complain when they are 20 stone
    People who exercise too much and refuse to eat like a normal person
    Racists
    Homophobes
    Sexists

    I'm sure there are more, but that'll do for now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toon Wolf View Post
    Loonsewolf
    People who drive too slow
    Loonsewolf (still learning though)
    People with no manners
    People who have no respect
    Loonsewolf
    Loonsewolf
    Teenagers who know nothing (that could be 'people' not teenagers, but I'm on a roll)
    People who can't be arsed to exercise and complain when they are 20 stone
    People who exercise too much and refuse to eat like a normal person
    Racists
    Homophobes
    Sexists

    I'm sure there are more, but that'll do for now...
    I wonder why we have our arguments on this board:P

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    Bolton
    People who say 'haitch' rather than 'aitch'
    The Inbetweeners
    Kasabian
    The phrase 'I'm not being funny, but.....'
    The Go Compare adverts
    Musicals
    Reality TV
    James Corden
    Violence (especially at football)
    People who do not adhere to pub etiquette
    People who do not adhere to train etiquette
    Pretentious art

    I could go on, but I won't.
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    Middle lane hogs
    Kids that talk with a Jamaican accent (unless they're Jamaican)
    Text talk
    Bullies
    Soap Operas
    Racism in all forms
    Girls that tell you they are 'Whacky' or 'Mad'

    I'll think of more....
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    Able bodied people who park in disabled car places.
    Professional drivers who don't adhere to rulse of road i.e. undertaking.
    People who don't signal therefore making me slow down break and then use more fuel.
    People who pip their horns outside houses (got woken at 6.30am on good friday).
    anyone who appears to have super glued their phone to their hand and can't stop pressing the damn buttons.
    People who use mobiles at the diner table.
    people who use mobiles in other people houses.
    BMW drivers.
    No respect for elders.
    Drop cotch trousers.
    Hipsters and seeing the top of boys arses pants.
    Kids in pubs running round.
    Parents taking kids to pubs like they're now some kind of giant wacky warehouse.
    Wacky bloody Warehouse.
    Snotty nosed kids.
    Top four supporters who never go to games or no very little about their so called clubs.
    Yobs.
    parents who pierce their babies (ear rings, belly button).
    Birmingham City fans.
    Road maintenace crews.
    Traffic Jams.
    Lorries that pull out on you on the motorway.
    Rude people.
    Simon Cowell.
    The X Factor.
    Fat cats avoiding tax.
    Dole scroungers.
    I could go on
    People that type too much .

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    Town planners
    Traffic lights on roundabouts
    Tesco
    Polly fucking Toynbee
    Typing

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    People who go out of their way to tell the world that they don't care abut the Royal Wedding/Royals. I'm pretty sure no-one cares that you don't care.
    'Simples'
    Gloating 'Look at me, I'm just relaxing on Bondi Beach while you're stuck at work' Facebook photos.
    Wankers who leave it to the last possible second to indicate before a turning meaning you're forced to wait due to new oncoming traffic in the other direction.
    The moronic 'England til I die' chant that shows up the stupidity of its participants as they never cease to fail to fuck up the 'English til the day I die' bit.

    I must be getting old because I've got fucking loads more that I'll type up later.

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