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    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out himself.
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    This made me laugh way more than it should
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    What runs around in circles going "mark,mark"

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    Itís a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

    Itís a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

    The difference is staggering.
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    I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him whereabouts in Devon he was from.
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    I laughed at that one and now I feel dirty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    I laughed at that one and now I feel dirty
    Dementia, obvs.

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