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    Birthday thread

    Did you know that today is National Smack A Bum Day. It is also James's Birthday and my Mom's Birthday.

    Happy Birthday to James and me Mom

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    Can I find James and smack him about, then?

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    Cheers pitt and Pablo I have size 13 steel toe cap boots so try at your own risk

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    Squeeze has her big day tomorrow, so November 15th means desperate late-night shopping to me!
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    Size 13? You're a skinny little wretch, I've seen the photos! Have you never cut your toenails or something?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PabloWolfo View Post
    Size 13? You're a skinny little wretch, I've seen the photos! Have you never cut your toenails or something?!?!
    Seriously size 13 feet and that is the best insult I've heard in while.

    Paddy I'm sure you've got squeeze her present already

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    Happy 9th birthday, James.
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    Happy Birthday James. Have a great day lad!
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    Happy Birthday James

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    James, you have never got size 13 feet !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddingtonwolf View Post
    Squeeze has her big day tomorrow, so November 15th means desperate late-night shopping to me!

    And this year you can go to the other section in the card shop ' Happy Birthday to my Wife '

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    So you're a skinny bloke with size 13 steel toe capped boots on,
    you must look like a golf club when people see you side on..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donegal Wolf View Post
    So you're a skinny bloke with size 13 steel toe capped boots on,
    you must look like a golf club when people see you side on..


    I don't wear my boots everywhere or in fact I wear them very rarely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    James, you have never got size 13 feet !
    Tsk!

    PPB, that's a myth.
    I don't have huge feet, but I still have to tap the last drip off with the side of my foot..

    Donegal, that was very funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Hunting View Post
    Tsk!

    PPB, that's a myth.
    I don't have huge feet, but I still have to tap the last drip off with the side of my foot..

    Donegal, that was very funny.

    How utterly disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Cheers pitt and Pablo I have size 13 steel toe cap boots so try at your own risk
    Strange PPE for a call centre.

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    How tall are you James? Are you a short bloke with bizarrely big feet?

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    Happy birthday! Have a bum smack from yours truly, on the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PabloWolfo View Post
    Can I find James and smack him about, then?
    Can i help?

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    Strange PPE for a call centre.
    I was thinking the same thing.
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    James & friends on a birthday night out:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddingtonwolf View Post
    Squeeze has her big day tomorrow, so November 15th means desperate late-night shopping to me!
    Is she going to get a keyring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat del combate View Post
    Is she going to get a keyring?
    sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    It's no myth my feet are size 13 and I stand at a modest 5ft 11 (182 cm)

    And lemon your probably right but I'm somewhat not moved by your lovely picture.

    For those who are desperate to "meet" me I am making a one time appearance in wolvo this weekend.

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    Did you get a bye through the qualifiers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    It's no myth my feet are size 13 and I stand at a modest 5ft 11 (182 cm)

    And lemon your probably right but I'm somewhat not moved by your lovely picture.

    For those who are desperate to "meet" me I am making a one time appearance in wolvo this weekend.


    We aint on about how tall you am !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    We aint on about how tall you am !!!
    Your not a midget are you?

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    Happy birthday Sir.

    On another note, why is there a smack a bum day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Your not a midget are you?


    Why , do you have something against midgets ?

    How did this get from the size of your feet to if I'm a midget ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittpenguinbabe View Post
    Why , do you have something against midgets ?

    How did this get from the size of your feet to if I'm a midget ?
    Are you seriously asking James to explain his logic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankMunro-371 View Post
    Happy birthday Sir.

    On another note, why is there a smack a bum day?


    No idea Frankie. Might be just a Yank thing. I want to make it clear, I have not spanked anyone's arse today, although I came close this morning.

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