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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Woppio View Post
    So should an actual donner if you saw them being made!
    You're toying with me; everyone knows that animals forming a donner are given relaxing massages, a delicious final meal and general pampering before they are shuffled off this mortal coil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post
    I went to the Vetch Field once and all they had was popcorn. Fucking popcorn.

    Who eats that at football, in fact who eats it full stop outside of the cinema (which in itself is one of the strangest phenomenons in the world, people en masse buying something that looks, feels and tastes like styrofoam because it's "what you do")
    You're out of touch, granddad. We sell shit tonnes of popcorn in our school canteen, the kids love it. We stopped selling crisps years ago because it's unhealthy, but popcorn is fine, apparently....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat del combate View Post
    You're toying with me; everyone knows that animals forming a donner are given relaxing massages, a delicious final meal and general pampering before they are shuffled off this mortal coil.
    Time that you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

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    Nah, Donner meat comes from elephants legs...
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    _110648310_coventry_birmingham_getty.jpg

    Nice souvenir to celebrate this historic tie... Name of their ground always makes me laugh.

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    What a load of nonsense

    "Firms urged to crack down on office football chat"
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSB View Post
    What a load of nonsense

    "Firms urged to crack down on office football chat"
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999
    Does she think that women should be banned from talking about "The Great British Pottery Slapdown" (or whatever they call the latest bullshit reality program that my wife is going to be watching) as it will alienate men?
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    I like that programme.... Well, I did when it was on the beeb. Not ventured into the depths of More4 to watch the latest series.
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    I agree, tho that it's an absolute load of bollocks. I only really talk football with the woman in my office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSB View Post
    What a load of nonsense

    "Firms urged to crack down on office football chat"
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999
    So on the one hand we're all supposed to believe the hype that women's football is worth watching and on the other it's an exclusively male preserve. Make your mind up, missus.
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    Good to see the FA Cup being respected by the FA with the draw live during the One Show...

    Anyway

    Sheff Wed v Man City
    Reading/Cardiff v Sheff Utd
    Chelsea v Shrewsbury/Liverpool
    West Brom v Newcastle/Oxford
    Leicester v Coventry/Birmingham
    Northampton/Derby v Man Utd
    Southampton/Spurs v Norwich
    Portsmouth v Bournemouth/Arsenal

    Not much to get excited about there really.

    Chelsea, Man Utd & Man City secure a live TV spot. Good draw either way for Kenny at Pompey (the fucker was shit in the Cups for us but a god at Portsmouth).

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    Blatantly the Wayne Rooney Show will be on if Derby win their replay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny View Post
    Good to see the FA Cup being respected by the FA with the draw live during the One Show...
    The fans selected to represent their teams during the draw all looked like they were on day release.

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    United fans attacked the house of Ed Woodward last night:

    https://www.theguardian.com/football...e_iOSApp_Other

    Also singing about him dying the other day.
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    The Football News Thread 2019/20 - everything not Wolves

    Quote Originally Posted by tredman View Post
    United fans attacked the house of Ed Woodward last night:

    https://www.theguardian.com/football...e_iOSApp_Other

    Also singing about him dying the other day.
    Hopefully real Man United fans will appreciate our “there’s only one Ed Woodward” chant in support on Saturday.

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    The criticism of singing about him dying is massively OTT.

    They sang build a bonfire with the words glazers and Woodward substituted for Baggies and Brummies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddingtonwolf View Post
    The criticism of singing about him dying is massively OTT.

    They sang build a bonfire with the words glazers and Woodward substituted for Baggies and Brummies.
    I think there’s a bit of a difference between singing that song about large groups of people and singing it about one specific person, in fairness.

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    Yes, possibly I agree, but I have heard worse, shall we say. I found the open media criticism of that song a little odd when you consider what the United away support sing at places like Anfield that never seems to raise comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddingtonwolf View Post
    Yes, possibly I agree, but I have heard worse, shall we say. I found the open media criticism of that song a little odd when you consider what the United away support sing at places like Anfield that never seems to raise comment.
    Its not the bonfire song that has gained media attention it's this:

    https://youtu.be/e1vTYzSMNUo

    Gonna die
    You're gonna die
    Ed Woodward is gonna die
    How we kill him I don't know
    Cut him up from head to toe
    All I know is Ed is gonna die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincs_Wolf View Post
    Its not the bonfire song that has gained media attention it's this:

    https://youtu.be/e1vTYzSMNUo

    Gonna die
    You're gonna die
    Ed Woodward is gonna die
    How we kill him I don't know
    Cut him up from head to toe
    All I know is Ed is gonna die
    Hadn't seen the words before, but that is awful. Such an entitled bunch of wankers.
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    Thought I’d share as I know there are many fans of his work

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungWolf View Post
    https://richardajkeys.com/index.php/...am-a-car-crash

    Thought I’d share as I know there are many fans of his work
    I read the first paragraph and thought it might be sensible, then like 2 sentences later he is wanging on about getting sacked from Sky AGAIN!

    Enjoyed the read though

    Edit - this is just fantastic:

    I hereby have to declare a mild conflict of interest. I don’t like Ms Brady either. We used to get on quite well but (under instruction) she had too much to say about my departure from Sky. Most of her views were inaccurate but she went onto abuse me with the most vile and inaccurate slurs. Her behaviour was scandalous. I’ve never responded and I’m not going to now
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    Unlike the majority of today’s sports writers Ollie isn’t a West Ham fan, so you’ll get a whole lot more sense and honesty out of him.
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    Ms Brady once claimed that her toughest battle in football was fighting sexism. Nonsense. Who cares about the sexuality of a Chief Executive, Chair, club owner or Board member? If she/he is good at what she/he does - fine. But - if they’re not they should expect criticism whether they are male or female.


    Such a monumental fucking cretin.

    Reminds me of when Phil Orange asked if Andrea Pirlo was a "homophobe" because he'd never played outside of Italy.
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    Odion Ighalo with some huge claims on SSN:

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    what????
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    I honestly didn't think people were that stupid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dublin Drummer Wolf View Post
    Odion Ighalo with some huge claims on SSN:



    what????
    He's obviously been talking to tredman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dublin Drummer Wolf View Post
    Odion Ighalo with some huge claims on SSN:



    what????
    I think he's a terrific player and if he was on the market would be up for huge fee. Not the best in Europe but I'd say he'd be coveted by Europe's top clubs if he was to leave.

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    When he says right now, does he mean while he's injured?
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