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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post
    Strongbow advert with a bunch of people singing (I use the term loosely) Together In Electric Dreams.

    The hipster bastard in it is possibly the worst piano player in the world and sounds like a drowning cat when he bawls out the chorus.


    Listening to a new release tracklist on Spotify and this comes up "Waters/Kinley - Together in Electric Dreams"...the fuckers from the Strongbow ad!

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    The Quickbook's ad with them making a shed load of cash out of a compulsory decision made by HMRC, forcing people to pay for making tax digital software.
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    The new Vauxhall trade in ad... Yeah of course Lord Knobby is bothered that he missed out on the extra £3,000 trade in when he sold his sports car for £380k cash... Just remind me which Vauxhall car is worth the kind of cash that he needs do the trade through you.

    Right, here's my sports car, I'll have a £40k car and £343k change please
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    Quote Originally Posted by darlowolf64 View Post
    The new Vauxhall trade in ad... Yeah of course Lord Knobby is bothered that he missed out on the extra £3,000 trade in when he sold his sports car for £380k cash... Just remind me which Vauxhall car is worth the kind of cash that he needs do the trade through you.

    Right, here's my sports car, I'll have a £40k car and £343k change please
    My wife thought I had lost it when I ranted about that one

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    Way ahead of you on that,I refer the both of you to #857 on this very thread
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    I see Nationwide have finally got rid of the shit poem adverts...great news

    Shame they have replaced them with shit stand up routines

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    The monopoly routine one is awful.

    It just isn't funny
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    The Sofology adverts. I actively avoid anything with Owen Wilson in as I cannot fucking stand him, now I’m stuck with hearing him talking over-elaborate bollocks about settees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boozad View Post
    The Sofology adverts. I actively avoid anything with Owen Wilson in as I cannot fucking stand him, now Iím stuck with hearing him talking over-elaborate bollocks about settees.
    Agreed. There's so many shite ads nowadays it's hard to keep track of them all.
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    Vorderman shilling some horrible equity release scheme. She really is a horrific person.
    The rain falls hard on a humdrum town.

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    Vorderman can fuck right off.
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    She is more plastic then human these days, costs a lot to do that to yourself so I guess she had to make it anyway she can.
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    Pretty sure some other terrible financial product she was hawking previously got banned as it was a massive scam.

    No morality at all, also being good at maths doesn't mean you know how financial markets work.
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    She backed into my mate's car and tried to drive off, so she's a shit.

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    She's an absolute headcase. Not very nice at all.
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    She fucked up with my mate though, he's a proper Manchester villain who gave her her horoscope if she were to continue to leave the scene.

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    Can decide if that Johnny Depp perfume ad is a joke or if its for real.
    "It was dear old sweet dumpy Wolverhampton"

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    The one with the Bison in it? Been on for ages and I think the ad designer is probably still stoned.
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    It's been around for years that one. Bloody awful.
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    FFS, Booz, this high horse you're on lately is bewildering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playtheace View Post
    Can decide if that Johnny Depp perfume ad is a joke or if its for real.
    Drives out to the desert to bury some costume jewelry, riveting stuff.

    I just wish they'd have named the perfume Sausage instead.

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    Sauvage?

    More like "So Shit But They Paid Well".
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    I always hear Sauvage in the voice of Leslie Nielsen, as in Hector Savage (pronounced the same as the after shave) from the second naked gun movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear View Post
    Sauvage?

    More like "So Shit But They Paid Well".
    Not sure that acronym works Bear.
    Nothing to see here...... can't offend sensitive souls.

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    So Absolutely Unfathomable, Vague And Godawfully Egregious

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    That Nationwide comedian series of ads, the real shame is those comedians are actually going to think they're funny after the wanky laughter track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pablowolf View Post
    That Nationwide comedian series of ads, the real shame is those comedians are actually going to think they're funny after the wanky laughter track.
    Apparently was filmed at a specially put together live comedy gig!!
    "It was dear old sweet dumpy Wolverhampton"

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    think it is seat who are currently running an ad that absolutely murders Lou Reed. Good god!
    Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by playtheace View Post
    Apparently was filmed at a specially put together live comedy gig!!
    Well then, that audience had their drinks spiked.

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    Trivento - They sponsor a load of programmes on Quest.

    It's a group of men sat around a table, retelling stories of their bravery and such like. Anyway, they're all wankers.

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