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    Quote Originally Posted by MARKakaJIM View Post
    One of the Welsh ones?

    He didn't play it as a Welshman Lynn. He didn't say the names Bond, Jones the Bond, Double 0 stheven.
    Different series, but:

    "I never felt that anyone could wear a safari suit with the same degree of casuality as Roger".
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    Try and finish your sentence lynn, go on, i'll just talk over you.
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    You see, that's not an anecdote. You've got on your press release here, "anecdotes". That's just dishonest.
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    Just to bring a WTF moment to this thread



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    Did we have a lookalikes thread before? We should have one.

    That really is just a man in a suit.

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    We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!
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    I don't wanna get bogged down in this whole gay nest of vipers.

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    Enough with the small talk, let's gan down to business. What's de big oidea?
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    Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds.
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    "I've got a hat hard on"

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    At the time, I thought the second series of I'm Alan Partridge was some way short of the previous work, but looking back, there are so many fabulous moments.

    "Who's Tom Donaldson"
    "Ah, he's just a mate"
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    This is the world's most self-indulgent thread. But fuck it, it's mine, and it's Friday, and I'm ill (yes, I am still using that excuse, and look forward to that, a regular feature of the series), so I'm carrying on.

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    Cockney, Sonia, is an area of London where criminals live.
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    The classic English gentleman abroad: It's David Niven. It's Stuart Grainger. It's Nigel Havers. The look - Imperial Leisure. Offset that look with those four summer reliables - hat, cravat, summer spectacles and, for that touch of class, the Alan Partridge blazer badge.
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    Another one I use that REALLY annoys the wife - if ever I ask what the speed limit is when she's driving us somewhere, I will be hilarious. Example:

    Me: What's the speed limit on this road?
    Wife: 40.
    Me: Ah - your age.

    It never fails to amuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langdale Wolf View Post
    Another one I use that REALLY annoys the wife - if ever I ask what the speed limit is when she's driving us somewhere, I will be hilarious. Example:

    Me: What's the speed limit on this road?
    Wife: 40.
    Me: Ah - your age.

    It never fails to amuse me.


    You know, it's probably a good job we never made friends with each other properly in Manchester, because the hilarity would have been too much.

    You'd have had Kenco coming out of your nostrils, daily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post


    You know, it's probably a good job we never made friends with each other properly in Manchester, because the hilarity would have been too much.

    You'd have had Kenco coming out of your nostrils, daily.
    He nearly SOILED himself.

    Yes, I'm quite convinced you would have been my BEST friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langdale Wolf View Post
    He nearly SOILED himself.

    Yes, I'm quite convinced you would have been my BEST friend.
    Lynn, these are sex people!

    Don't fast forward it! God, it's like some kind of hardcore Benny Hill.
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    Don't rub your fanny on me!
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    I hate archers, The Archers and Jeffrey Archer. You're all deceitful cowards. Actually I've just realised that only applies to archers and Jeffrey Archer, not The Archers, who to be fair, are a mixed bunch.
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    I have once used the 'dont rub your fanny on me' line to my girlfriend, it killed the moment, but her in a bad mood for ages but i pissed myself for hours.
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    The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

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    Do you wanna get sucked in, Alan? Do you wanna get sucked in? Cause I'll suck you in so far you'll come out the other end. Is this the world you want, nightclub owners getting garrotted, ammonia in the boat? And take that look off your gormless face!
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    Alan, I love you.

    Thanks a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post
    Do you wanna get sucked in, Alan? Do you wanna get sucked in? Cause I'll suck you in so far you'll come out the other end. Is this the world you want, nightclub owners getting garrotted, ammonia in the boat? And take that look off your gormless face!
    I love Alan Ford in that episode.
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    “Is he gonna get any petrol? No he’s using the forecourt to turn around… he thinks he’s Rod Stewart!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langdale Wolf View Post
    I love Alan Ford in that episode.
    Superb acting. The way he just turns halfway through the interview. "And what's that?"

    "I tell you what that is, that's a couple of ponces mincing about talking rubbish."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    “Is he gonna get any petrol? No he’s using the forecourt to turn around… he thinks he’s Rod Stewart!”
    Thank you sir, another line I have used in real life.
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