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    Dixons.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cracks me up every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post
    Thank you sir, another line I have used in real life.
    That is why we should never all meet, it would just turn into a massive Allanathon
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    "Hello? Is that reception? I was a bit bored so I dismantled the trouser press."
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    Can I have my porn back please ?
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    Lynn, has your mother's death just hit you?
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    Four teas please. Thank you. You blonde bastard. From the future.
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    Let battle commence!

    (I have never used this 'in the heat of the moment', and never will. I would be in the bad books - permanently).
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    This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let's take a look...not a trace! Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board
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    Quote Originally Posted by Langdale Wolf View Post
    Let battle commence!

    (I have never used this 'in the heat of the moment', and never will. I would be in the bad books - permanently).


    Nor "You've got it on the sheets, you've got on the valence....the skirt thing round the edge of the bed!"
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    Mr T Osser...that doesn't even make sense!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsch Wolf View Post
    Mr T Osser...that doesn't even make sense!
    "What's so funny about B. Oddie?"

    "Tits?"
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    Sorry, I shouldn't shouldn't touch the staff. Unless I'm reprimanding you, then I'll spank your bare bottoms.
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    You might want to read your copy of the Daily Express....OOOH, it's a good paper.
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    Needles to say..... I took drugs.
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    It was the 70s, Buckaroo.

    Don't be blue, Peter. Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now FUCK OFF.
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    Mary Poppins whats that ?!
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    Fernando - it's 2 in the afternoon and you've been in bed all day with a girl. You're wasting your life.
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    Just watched Watership Alan.

    I'd say it's my favourite episode.
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    I would still have to go with the KMKYWAP "Partridge Over Britain" episode.

    Still, I could watch any single one of them any number of times. Just astoundingly good.

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    Actually, you might have a point with that one. Also, the last one of KMKYWAP is amazing television.

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    Can't afford to let this thread slip.

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    I'm... not... so keen on it, I mean, I don't like what they did with the idea, they set in in the 17th century, gave him a long nose, maybe it made it a bit funnier... but, but for the British, Bergerac is John Nettles... I... I thought you ruined it really... I'm just glad you haven't got your hands on "Lovejoy"... Probably set it in the future! When, of course, antiques will be even more expensive... Not a bad idea really!
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    "Right, dry skin cream. I'm having an attack of the old flakes again. This morning my pillow looked like a flapjack."
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    Can we come live from the blarney stone? I'm trying to get an angle on this.
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    "Pump 3 please."

    "Good pump."
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    "I'm thinking about Alan Partridge's 'Espace for the Elderly'"

    "You've gotta give a bit back. And it's tax deductable"
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    Hello, lesbians.
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    What, you've never heard of Berni Inn? He's the biggest steak house proprietor in the world!

    Pete and Bernie's Philosophical Steak House. I think I actually would go there.
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    Guess which one of you two lovely ladies I'm going to make love to right now?
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