The New Kits Thread

[Alan]

Charlotte have tried to ride the line between classy and tacky. Not sure it worked…






Getting Jozwiak to model it, too, ffs.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Meanwhile, Portland Timbers have a plaid home kit and it is awesome.

 

[Alan]

Ain’t it just, holy shit.

 

[machin05]

Charlotte have tried to ride the line between classy and tacky. Not sure it worked…

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Getting Jozwiak to model it, too, ffs.

How did you land the sponsorship deal??!?

 

[DogWeasel]

Meanwhile, Portland Timbers have a plaid home kit and it is awesome.View attachment 6873

Love it, may have a MLS team to follow now *

* Will obviously check if they're shit before i commit to that.

 

[Law's Bus]

Love it, may have a MLS team to follow now *

* Will obviously check if they're shit before i commit to that.

They're shit.

And they have the most ridiculous goal celebration with an idiot with a chainsaw by the side of the pitch every game. If anyone thinks goal music is tacky, they've not seen someone cut a slice off a tree to "celebrate".


(not that I have a family interest in the Sounders or anything...)

 

[BillyDee]

That's batshit crazy...

 

[DogWeasel]

Will fit nicely into my other shit American sports teams then. (Nonsense celebration aside)

NFL. Vikings
MLB. White Sox

 

[Alan]

The victory log is an incredible tradition, gtfo

 

[sycophantia]

We should get a similar celebration, maybe an ommer on an anvil or summat.

 

[Alan]

If we forged little metal hexagons for our goalscorers I'd lose my shit in the best way

 

[The Bear]

(not that I have a family interest in the Sounders or anything...)

Oh god, he's not one of your relatives is he?...

 

[Law's Bus]

Oh god, he's not one of your relatives is he?...

Disappointingly, no!

 

[Alan]

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Can do without the bullshit sponsor. As bad as MoneyShop.

 

[Alan]

Sponsors really don't enter the equation for me tbh. Everyone (pretty much) has one and they're all varying shades of crap.

Having said that, Chicago have somehow avoided one:

 

[The Bear]

Can do without the bullshit sponsor. As bad as MoneyShop.

As least they've made it the same colour as the other trim. Hardly some Doritos monstrosity.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It's the fact that they're an absolute con job of a company.

 

[Johnny75]

It's the fact that they're an absolute con job of a company.

A Ponzi scheme with added liver damage.

A scummy company of ever there was one.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Castore getting their claws into international football.