Can't think of anywhere else tonput it, but this is real.
Fires as you know, no water or power at the house.
The fire planes and choppers , who actually saved my house, are using my roof as a flight path and flying about 20 metres over the top and then returning lower on their way back.
So, no water no crapper.
You cannot have a crapper with fire raging all around too far from the house, so I dug one at the side, with a nice pile of soil for drills and a bit of wall to hang on to for balance
Well, two days ago, 11am, and needs must. I had just squatted and a formation, I kid you not, 11 fire planes return for the sea in from to my house.
I am just getting started on the new crapper, and no chance to run, , ha ha I can see the pilots faces, have big posters on the fromtnof mynhouse thanking them, and at least half of the fuckers waggled their wings.
I was laughing so much I just waved the extended khazi roll and sat where I was.
Maybe not funny to you, but I hadn't seen a fire plane or chopper all morning and no sooner had I squatted here they were, am still laughing, well, what else can you do!
The Viking Rudolph the red and his wife are looking out the window at the approaching weather,
Looks like mist says his wife,
No it's rain says Rudolph,
It's definitely mist she says,
Seconds later the windows are battered by a downpour
Oh you were right says his wife
Told you it was, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.