Cracking Story

[Wolf Hunting]

Following the lead from Lemonjelly, years ago we did some business with a Austrian woman, Ms Stitz.
Rarely used her surname as we always used her christian name of Donna.
A week or so later I dropped off a couple of parts to her company.
Receptionist asked who had I come to see?
"I'm here to see Donna Stitz....."
(Originally posted about 12 years ago, maybe more)

 

[lemonjelly]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63260645

#irony

 

[lemonjelly]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63952993

Greek MEP Eva Kaili has denied involvement in an alleged bribery scandal involving World Cup host Qatar at the European Parliament.

She is one of four suspects charged after Belgian investigators found €1.5m (£1.3m) in two homes and a suitcase.

MEPs have voted - by 625 to one - to strip Ms Kaili of her role as one of its 14 vice-presidents.

wonder who the one was?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Man facing jail over theft of almost 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs

Joby Pool used a stolen tractor to tow away the chocolate and is expected to be imprisoned for about two years

www.theguardian.com

Stealing 200,000 Creme Eggs is quite the dastardly scheme.

I checked and @Trips was busy on Saturday, so despite being from the crime hotbed of Telford, it wasn't him.

 

[Alan]

I need a reaction for that.

 

[SSB]

Double denim still fashionable in Walsall amongst racists.

Police appeal after woman racially abused waiting for bus in Walsall

An appeal has been launched after a woman was racially abused as she waited for a bus in Walsall.

www.expressandstar.com

 

[SSB]

Someone obviously has too much time on their hands.

Apology issued to Wednesbury father after finding rogue set of keys in Christmas selection box

An investigation has been launched after a shocked father from Wednesbury found a set of keys in his Christmas selection box.

www.expressandstar.com

 

[Tredman]

Police launch animal cruelty probe after man seen walking seagull on lead

The shocking picture is being investigated

www.stokesentinel.co.uk

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

SS uniform-wearing group ordered to leave Sheringham 1940s festival

Their dress was inappropriate, offensive and disrespectful, the event's organiser says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Grandad who went missing for over a week found sipping pint in Wetherspoons

Ronald Webster, 81, went missing from his home in Oldham, Greater Manchester, on September 14 - and after a week of searches, he was today found having a pint at a pub

www.mirror.co.uk

Just went for a pint. Lad.

That is a truly awful pub mind, one of the few Wetherspoons around that's even worse than the Moon in Wolves.

 

[Johnny75]

Grandad who went missing for over a week found sipping pint in Wetherspoons

Ronald Webster, 81, went missing from his home in Oldham, Greater Manchester, on September 14 - and after a week of searches, he was today found having a pint at a pub

www.mirror.co.uk

Just went for a pint. Lad.

That is a truly awful pub mind, one of the few Wetherspoons around that's even worse than the Moon in Wolves.

The Wheatsheaf in Stoke is the grimmest I've ever seen.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

First up you feel sorry for them, but then look at his FUCKING haircut.

Couple hit with £11,000 bill for 18 years worth of gas

Lee Haynes and partner Jo Woodley said they did 'everything' to try to work out who their supplier was when they moved in and didn't receive a bill

www.bristolpost.co.uk

 

[Lupo]

When you order Liam Gallagher from Wish

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

When you order Liam Gallagher from Wish

 

[Tredman]

I know you shouldn't judge people on haircuts etc, but I really struggle with middle aged men and mod hairstyles

 

[Lupo]

I know you shouldn't judge people on haircuts etc, but I really struggle with middle aged men and mod hairstyles

Saw this bloke a couple of years back

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Saw a fella with a full on blonde Berlin Wall 89 mullet at a Charlatans gig a couple of years back. Genuinely the worst haircut I've ever seen.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

So 18 years of gas for £11k

That's £50 a month, that seems pretty good, other than obviously having to find that in a lump.

However they must have known it was always going to happen!?

 

[Boozad]

You don’t struggle to find out who your supplier is for 18 years. Absolute bollocks.

 

[Lupo]

You don’t struggle to find out who your supplier is for 18 years. Absolute bollocks.

Some might say, yeah