Cracking Story

[Johnny75]

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[Kenny]

http://news.sky.com/story/1630026/10-hour-movie-of-paint-drying-gets-u-rating

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

Well this is just fucking horrifying isn't it?

Bangladesh Tree Man

I hope the doctors can get all those 'things' off of him and that the poor sod gets to use his hands again.

 

[fizzwolf]

This whole plastic bag chaos really brings out the worst in our national, and local press. Here's the E&S offering:

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/10/05/video-compulsory-plastic-bag-charge-good-or-bad/

Pain. Full.

:neer_neer:
Only just came across this - I'm the fat bald fucker in this got nabbed outside Sainsburys and felt rude not to answer them

 

[lemonjelly]

LOL!
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/much-awkwardness-on-crimewatch-as-presenter-looks-a-lot-like-mugshot-of-criminal-a6863286.html

 

[Lord Knows]

Long lunch: Spanish civil servant skips work for years without anyone noticing.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ps-work-for-years-without-anyone-noticing?CMP

 

[Kenny]

Whilst Donald Trump is the worlds biggest arsehat, I did laugh at his latest actions - Whoever runs Jeb Bush's website - www.jebbush.com - they have forgotton to renew it....so Trump has purchased it.

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...-rock-as-sticks-are-found-containing-cocaine/

 

[broughtonwolf]

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...-rock-as-sticks-are-found-containing-cocaine/

the Southend News Network is a spoof site

 

[lemonjelly]

what the absolute fuck?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-man-who-posed-as-his-daughter-s-online-boyfriend-to-get-nude-photos-of-her-a6937036.html

 

[Jolemai]

RSS Boaty McBoatface, anyone?


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[Kenny]

A man who Tweeted about confronting a Muslim woman about the Brussels attacks and said he got a ‘mealy mouthed response’ has been arrested by police.

Agency boss Matthew Doyle is now being questioned on suspicion of inciting racial hatred.

His widely mocked message said, ‘I confronted a Muslim woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said ‘Nothing to do with me’. A mealy mouthed reply.’

The message went viral and was widely mocked on Twitter, with many users parodying it.

Joe Heenan wrote: ‘I confronted my 5 yr old son yesterday. I asked him to explain the mortgage rates. He said 'I dunno, I like Batman’. A mealy mouthed reply.’

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said: ‘We have arrested a 46-year-old man on suspicion of inciting racial hatred on social media.

‘He was arrested tonight at an address in Croydon and remains in custody at a south London police station.’

Haha fuck face

Some of the Twitter responses have been great to his Tweet

My Favourite - "I confronted a woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Vienna. She said "It means nothing to me". A mealy mouthed reply."

 

[Jolemai]

Haha, brilliant.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

RSS Boaty McBoatface, anyone?


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I thought this was brilliant

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/commuters-salute-guard-after-trainy-mctrainface-pulls-into-waterloo-a3209291.html

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I confronted an Irish women yesterday in Camden. I asked her to explain Bono. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.

lol

 

[Tredman]

Weird that he gets arrested, but Katie Hopkins, Littlejohn etc say much the same with no consequences.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

Weird that he gets arrested, but Katie Hopkins, Littlejohn etc say much the same with no consequences.

I think his tweets afterwards degenerated into something more overtly offensive than the original

 

[Tredman]

I think his tweets afterwards degenerated into something more overtly offensive than the original

The 'Towel Head' one? Possibly, but is that more of an incitement to hate than implying refugee = terrorist as many papers do daily?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

What is this bullshit?

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...hampton-to-birmingham-our-reporters-find-out/

Why not take the train you bunch of morons? It'd cut even their shortest time in half!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Good God. 17 minutes isn't it from Wolves to New Street? And pretty much any train heading south will take you there.

Stretching a point to call the Metro route 'scenic' as well.

Some awesome sights along the way there.