The Football News Thread 2025/26

[Lycan]

That's fucking hilarious

 

[Alan]

Doesn't Kevin Mac Allister play in Belgium. The perfect candidate

He’ll make your defense disappear

 

[EpsomWolf]

anyone over 85 who’s had a season ticket for 3+ years at Sunderland are getting them for free this season, if they’ve already paid, the money is refunded

Same thing is happening at MK Dons where my folks qualify, they think it’s wonderful. In fact, they’ve been given a parking space as well so their support which has always been a bit tough to deal with but now they’re really blowing smoke up the club’s arse it’s particularly galling.

That’s one that’s never going to sit comfortably but going to enjoy letting it be known other club’s are doing the same thing too.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Sadly it seems it's not true, copied for loads of other players?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

The defender is backtracking like Roger Johnson, but aside from that - what.a.goal.

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[Alan]

Came for the goal, stayed for the twilight. Immaculate vibes.

 

[lemonjelly]

Villareal and their fans have a much more centred moral compass than that cunt arteta;
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/aug/06/villarreal-fans-react-thomas-partey

 

[Squeak]

Not sure if this is the right place, but anyone watched Built in Birmingham?

Interesting watch about the American ownership of Blues.

 

[Alan]

I can’t believe I let myself think you meant Birmingham, Alabama.

 

[Tredman]

I’d rather watch ants eat my left testicle than a show about Birmingham City featuring Tom Brady.

It frankly deserves a ban for even suggesting it.

Edit - upgraded left leg to left testicle to reflect the seriousness of the suggestion. Fucking Blues. Cunts.