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The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

lemonjelly

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mrs jelly loves that carrot. she bought both of us a kevin advent calendar the other day.
 

darlowolf64

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mrs jelly loves that carrot. she bought both of us a kevin advent calendar the other day.
Is it ones of those that has a surprise behind every door?

Oooo, a piece of carrot. Ooo a piece of carrot will get very old, very quickly! :ROFLMAO:
 

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Watching the darts yesterday and every break featured ads for erectile disfunction and shaving your balls. Guess they were covering their target audience.
 

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I don't watch darts but surely Laura Woods is a cure for erectile disfunction?
 

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Verisure ad again, the one where the neighbours are talking and one says " we got an alarm fitted because it gets dark so early " it's fucking winter, it's dark early everywhere not just your poncey posh neighbourhood
 

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Verisure ad again, the one where the neighbours are talking and one says " we got an alarm fitted because it gets dark so early " it's fucking winter, it's dark early everywhere not just your poncey posh neighbourhood
Is that the same one where some neighbours are talking and one woman says "yeah we just had one installed, blah blah". Then the other woman turns and says to her fella deadly seriously "we need to get an alarm installed". Just because your neighbour has bought one FFS....
 

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That granny off the totaljobs advert.
 

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Totally money.
Uses Kylies can't get you out of my head as the jingle, has people singing "Tora Lee money" or sounds like that to me, definitely not singing totally money
 

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The Kenco advert. Everything about it boils my piss.
 

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The Wren Kitchens advert with the couple dancing around to Sammy Davis Jr. Wren lead me a merry dance. Totally crap customer service after you sign on the dotted line. Once bitten.
 

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Pretty much any cruise advert reminds me why I’d never want to spend time on a floating prison.
The wife loves them (although she did do the posh ones to New York), I ,personally, would rather teabag a bear trap
 

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Those bloody Dominos yodelling adverts. Hate them with a passion.
 
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I've said this before and I'll say it again because he's still fucking annoying me every time he comes on. The annoying bloke with the saft looking moustache on the Go Compare ad.
 
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