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Farage Ltd and Similar Watch

Try chewing them first 😬

You have to suck crisps. Chewing them means you get that horrible clog in your back fillings that need digging out and there’s no attractive way of doing that.

It’s why Pringles are magnificent and square crisps a problem. But even worse are crinkle crisps and whoever invented them needs shooting. Like sucking a cheese grater.

Weird OCD trigger admission there, but I probably haven’t chewed a crisp in about 3 decades.
 
I often wonder what the history books will make of creatures like Farage. He will be long gone so no way to grift, swerve and deflect. No cult following to support him, they will be long gone too.
 
You have to suck crisps. Chewing them means you get that horrible clog in your back fillings that need digging out and there’s no attractive way of doing that.

It’s why Pringles are magnificent and square crisps a problem. But even worse are crinkle crisps and whoever invented them needs shooting. Like sucking a cheese grater.

Weird OCD trigger admission there, but I probably haven’t chewed a crisp in about 3 decades.

A girl at secondary school used to suck a cheese quaver until it was a soggy ball, then pop it out onto a another quaver, then eat that

She was head girl

I went out with her for a bit

Thanks for the memory unlock :ROFLMAO:
 
I often wonder what the history books will make of creatures like Farage. He will be long gone so no way to grift, swerve and deflect. No cult following to support him, they will be long gone too.
Cant construe this.
Can you put in plain English? Ta. x
 
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