The Football News Thread 2023/24

[Lycan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1793702986897633535

This. No VAR. Slightly more affordable.

Bring it on.

 

[Kenny]

I presume Newcastle dragged their players to Australia within days of a long season finishing for an obscene amount of money....the players certainly weren't interested in it

https://twitter.com/x/status/1793929782511698145

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

"But we must cancel FA cup replays as we play too many games."

Cunts, cunts everywhere.

 

[Jack Regan]

I presume Newcastle dragged their players to Australia within days of a long season finishing for an obscene amount of money....the players certainly weren't interested in it

https://twitter.com/x/status/1793929782511698145

Team of U21S for the most part, as the first team had played Tottenham 48 hours earlier.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1793972660202078501

 

[Alan]

Shit, I'm a huge sucker for that sort of thing.

 

[Del Woppio]

That is quality, but it really pissed me off how long he took moving across them. Get a move on dickhead, haven't got all day and Facebook reels have completely fucked my attention span up

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Team of U21S for the most part, as the first team had played Tottenham 48 hours earlier.

Both went pretty strong in that game.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Bet Southgate is delighted that almost 34 year old Trippier got put through another game ahead of the Euros.

 

[Del Woppio]

You will never believe why this Dutch ref has got a lifetime ban🤣 Jan Smit, what a flippin’ legend! 🤣 Catch up with yesterday’s Ramble by clicking the link in our bio! 🎧👆 | Football Ramble | footballramble · Оригинальное аудио

You will never believe why this Dutch ref has got a lifetime ban🤣 Jan Smit, what a flippin’ legend! 🤣 Catch up with yesterday’s Ramble by clicking the link in our bio! 🎧👆. footballramble ·...

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[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1794072461534699598

 

[Squeak]

That is quality, but it really pissed me off how long he took moving across them. Get a move on dickhead, haven't got all day and Facebook reels have completely fucked my attention span up

4 secs... 4 fucking seconds and I had to stop it....

 

[Wellen Wolf]

Apologies if this elsewhere on here. Perhaps someone knows better than me but.... the Plod are asking for the names of these reprobates in late May when it kicked off in early January. Special Measures please.

Do you recognise any of these men? Police share 25 images in appeal after Wolves v West Brom violence

Police have shared images of 25 men they want to speak to after disorder broke out at the West Bromwich Albion and Wolves match in January.

www.expressandstar.com

 

[Derby Wolf]

Greg Wallace loves a tear up, pass it on.

 

[The Bear]

Christ the actual state of some of them.

 

[Wolftone]

Greg Wallace loves a tear up, pass it on.

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Brian McDermott, scouting?

 

[Lupo]

Reminds me of Les the lab technician guy off Vic Reeves Big Night Out

 

[Tony Towner]

Bald bloke with glasses looks like another bald bloke with glasses, breakthrough parody

 

[Tredman]

Greg Wallace loves a tear up, pass it on.

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It’s gregg with 3 Gs you utter animal.

 

[Del Woppio]

Man United have sent an email out 1000+ staff members (obvs not players/coaches/scouts) to consider if they wish to continue their careers at United in the light of the ban on WFH and other culture changes , or if they would like to resign. They've also hired a consultancy firm advice on how costs may be cut.

Here's a thought, you rancid greedy fucks, have a look here first. You could make an argument for the rat faced fuck hole being "value for money", in the perverse 2024 Premier League sense. But look at the fucking state of that. Yeah, forcing some admin bods out the door is gonna turn the business around, definitely. Fucking hell I hate football

PLAYER		GROSS P/W (GBP)	GROSS P/Y (GBP)
Casemiro		£350,000	£18,200,000
Raphaël Varane		£340,000	£17,680,000
Marcus Rashford		£300,000	£15,600,000
Anthony Martial		£250,000	£13,000,000
Mason Mount		£250,000	£13,000,000
Bruno Fernandes		£240,000	£12,480,000
Antony		£200,000	£10,400,000
Jadon Sancho		£195,000	£10,140,000
Harry Maguire		£190,000	£9,880,000
Luke Shaw		£150,000	£7,800,000
Christian Eriksen		£150,000	£7,800,000
Lisandro Martínez		£120,000	£6,240,000
Victor Lindelöf		£120,000	£6,240,000
André Onana		£120,000	£6,240,000
Aaron Wan-Bissaka		£90,000	£4,680,000
Donny van de Beek		£90,000	£4,680,000
Rasmus Højlund		£85,000	£4,420,000
Diogo Dalot		£85,000	£4,420,000
Tyrell Malacia		£75,000	£3,900,000
Jonny Evans		£65,000	£3,380,000
Sofyan Amrabat		£65,000	£3,380,000
Scott McTominay		£60,000	£3,120,000
Mason Greenwood		£50,000	£2,600,000
Alejandro Garnacho		£50,000	£2,600,000
Tom Heaton		£45,000	£2,340,000
Altay Bayındır		£35,000	£1,820,000
Amad Diallo		£28,846	£1,500,000
Kobbie Mainoo		£20,000	£1,040,000