The Summer 2025 Transfer Window Thread

[Dire Wolf]

Mario Barolo is the only person I would trust on this.

I'm waiting to see what Guiseppe Spaghetti has to say.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

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Cunt soup.

 

[Lycan]

Some rumours that we've bid for Richard Ríos from Palmeiras but he's close to joining Benfica

 

[Alan]

I'm waiting to see what Guiseppe Spaghetti has to say.

Luigi Linguine is the real authority on this one.

 

[Kenny]

Some rumours that we've bid for Richard Ríos from Palmeiras but he's close to joining Benfica

Seemed to want Roma but they wouldn't pay the €30m fee

 

[Lycan]

Luigi Linguine is the real authority on this one.

I always wanted us to sign Kevin Lasagna. Best name in football by a mile.

 

[Alan]

I always wanted us to sign Kevin Lasagna. Best name in football by a mile.

Oh my God, this isn't a bit.



Hang it in the Louvre

 

[The Bear]

Ronnie Omelettes is the GOAT.

 

[Del Woppio]

I always wanted us to sign Kevin Lasagna. Best name in football by a mile.

What a life it would be

 

[Lupo]

Oh my God, this isn't a bit.

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Hang it in the Louvre

There was a time when I never thought it possible I would watch players called Kevin and Bryan playing for Italy, then...

 

[Alan]

There was a time when I never thought it possible I would watch players called Kevin and Bryan playing for Italy, then...

And to think, Giuseppe Rossi was from New Jersey!

 

[Lupo]

And to think, Giuseppe Rossi was from New Jersey!

I have relatives in NJ and Franco, my dad's cousin, said he used to coach Giuseppe Rossi when he was a boy

 

[Alan]

I have relatives in NJ and Franco, my dad's cousin, said he used to coach Giuseppe Rossi when he was a boy

Ah, the NJ <=> Italy pipeline lives on!

 

[Kenny]

FFS @Alan , totally ruined my Soprano's reply before I had even posted it.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

 

[Lupo]

Ah, the NJ <=> Italy pipeline lives on!

That's where they lived having left Italy over 50 years ago. He's retired to Florida now but I think his daughter Lisa lives in New York

 

[Alan]

FFS @Alan , totally ruined my Soprano's reply before I had even posted it.

Gotta be quick to get a slice of that gabagool

 

[Alan]

That's where they lived having left Italy over 50 years ago. He's retired to Florida now but I think his daughter Lisa lives in New York

That really has been something of a migration. Obviously tons of Italians emigrated to NY/NJ and the pipeline from those states to Florida is legendary. Snowbirds, we call ‘em.

 

[Lupo]

Ahhh

 

[Kenny]

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