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Worst Wolves Merchandise

Aikiwolf

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I was playing my first ever game of squash the other day and the guy I was playing with put on a sweatband, nothing unusual but it reminded me of some of the worst Wolves merchandise I've ever bought...

An dual pack of Wolves sweatbands with matching sweat headband. The sweatbands were a thick orange band, with a thin line of black, wide band of white with Wolves written on it then black and orange again. If memory serves me correctly the headband was just orange with Wolverhampton Wanderers written on it in black. It was the headband that really made it uncool (take a hint Ben Marshall - it was a shit look in 1989/1990 never-ending now!)

I was only about 8 so don't judge me too much! In the interest of non-judgementalness - what is the worst pieces of crap you've bought from Wolves?!
 
A wolves shirt with Thomas (for Geoff) on the back - he never played again after I got it.

Edit - I think it might have been the blue skid mark one too
 
A season ticket when Hoddle was in charge

Ok, so the headband and dual sweatband combo I had was the second worse Wolves related thing I've owned then...
 
I remember having the Niagra Falls training top. That would be around 1991. A truly horrendous piece of kit (at the time I no doubt thought it was the bollocks though)
 
Or Russian Dolls with the 2007 Wolves squad..
 
I might have imagined this but I'm sure I saw some wolves knickers with "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" written on them
 
Purchased from Prague so not official shizzle

Happy for the thread to diversify into non-official products if the official Wolves merchandise is of too high a quality!
 
I tend not buy merchandise but I did get a Wolves wooly hat and also some slippers for Crimbo......tbf they are tasteful in black with just the Wolf head logo
 
A wolves mug with my name on it. It came off after about 2 weeks.

Great shout on the calendars. They are beyond shit. I also get one every Xmas
 
Sometime in the 90's (could have been earlier or later, things were a bit blurry then ) I actually brought a CD of Wolves crowd chants, not an official product I hasten to add, but by God it was awful, some of the chants were even put to beats :confused-smiley-013. I must have been on a different planet at the time :)
 
My Dad finally stopped buying me a Wolves calendar for Christmas every year a couple of years ago. I never even put them up, they just sat in my wardrobe until I threw them out.
 
Sometime in the 90's (could have been earlier or later, things were a bit blurry then ) I actually brought a CD of Wolves crowd chants, not an official product I hasten to add, but by God it was awful, some of the chants were even put to beats :confused-smiley-013. I must have been on a different planet at the time :)
Thread killer.
 
Sometime in the 90's (could have been earlier or later, things were a bit blurry then ) I actually brought a CD of Wolves crowd chants, not an official product I hasten to add, but by God it was awful, some of the chants were even put to beats :confused-smiley-013. I must have been on a different planet at the time :)

Didn't the BBC have a competition back in the day for the loudest fans, or something similar? If I remember correctly the North Bank got into the final. Though for the life of me I cannot remember who won
 
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