General Wolves News

[machin05]

So glad I'm not 18 anymore.

 

[prawnking]

Get him in in place of Donk - the boy knows how to finish!

Slappin' it top bins

 

[Paul]

So got visions of their Moms going "Why are you talking like that? "

 

[Jinky]

So glad I'm not 18 anymore.

We move... we move, bruh.

 

[Keef]

Out the way grandad this is ow de yoot chat today ya know

 

[Lycan]

We recently just hired a 17 year old kid who has grown up his entire life in a quaint little Hamlet in the Warwickshire countryside just outside Leamington.

I sacked him the other day for smoking inside our warehouse (directly underneath a smoke detector FFS). His response?

'pffft, allow it fam. Man's tryna make bread still'.

Any chance of a translation? You English folk are fucked up.

 

[Jinky]

We recently just hired a 17 year old kid who has grown up his entire life in a quaint little Hamlet in the Warwickshire countryside just outside Leamington.

I sacked him the other day for smoking inside our warehouse (directly underneath a smoke detector FFS). His response?

'pffft, allow it fam. Man's tryna make bread still'.

Any chance of a translation? You English folk are fucked up.

First question I'd ask is, what's a 17 year old doing in a warehouse? That's an insurance companies dream right there!

Secondly, I believe it's roughly translated as "please let me off on this occasion, kind Sir. I need the money".

Young people are weird.

 

[Lupo]

We recently just hired a 17 year old kid who has grown up his entire life in a quaint little Hamlet in the Warwickshire countryside just outside Leamington.

I sacked him the other day for smoking inside our warehouse (directly underneath a smoke detector FFS). His response?

'pffft, allow it fam. Man's tryna make bread still'.

Any chance of a translation? You English folk are fucked up.

Shakespeare would be so proud!

 

[Jabbawolf]

We recently just hired a 17 year old kid who has grown up his entire life in a quaint little Hamlet in the Warwickshire countryside just outside Leamington.

I sacked him the other day for smoking inside our warehouse (directly underneath a smoke detector FFS). His response?

'pffft, allow it fam. Man's tryna make bread still'.

Any chance of a translation? You English folk are fucked up.

I have to admit that when my wife read out Burns' Haggis poem, it didn't make much sense to me either - you Sweaties are a bit cracked too.....

 

[YoungWolf]

We recently just hired a 17 year old kid who has grown up his entire life in a quaint little Hamlet in the Warwickshire countryside just outside Leamington.

I sacked him the other day for smoking inside our warehouse (directly underneath a smoke detector FFS). His response?

'pffft, allow it fam. Man's tryna make bread still'.

Any chance of a translation? You English folk are fucked up.

Genuinely sounds like something my 19 year old brother would say. The other five of us have somehow managed to avoid talking like this

 

[Kenny]

First question I'd ask is, what's a 17 year old doing in a warehouse?

Clearly making bread, fam

 

[Pablowolf]

I wasn't aware M&S makes their own bread.

 

[Pablowolf]

Back in my yoof, we didn't go culturally further than saying 'wicked', and that's only because we heard Delbert Wilkins say it.

 

[Lupo]

I wasn't aware M&S makes their own bread.

Funny you say that, my Mrs works in M&S Bridgnorth and their baker woman is retiring today!

 

[PuntsWolf]

Didnt hear Kilman speak other than a mumbled 3 words?

 

[Sniffer]

The good news is that Pedro Neto is rated as the most improved player in the premier league this season. The bad news is that Traore and Moutinho are in the ten that have declined in performances the most.

The 10 most improved players in the Premier League this season

Jack Grealish, Ilkay Gündogan and Pedro Neto are hitting new heights – unlike Willian, Lucas Moura and Nicolas Pépé

www.theguardian.com

Those hoping that Jose is a like for like replacement for Jimenez may not been keen on the comparative stats in here.

Premier League: 10 things to look out for this weekend

West Ham and Liverpool battle for fourth, Tuchel makes Kanté central to his plans and how does José compare to Jiménez?

www.theguardian.com

 

[PuntsWolf]

Without a “per 90” comparison it’s pointless. And also Raul takes more shots, performs more dribbles and makes more tackles purely based on the teams style of play

 

[prawnking]

Interesting read... but nothing's gonna kill my Jose buzz!

 

[YoungWolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1355205483175567362

Wasn't really sure where to put (maybe I should make a random stats thread) but found it interesting anyway. Donck below par in both categories there, whereas it reflects fairly well on Neves and Moutinho.

 

[Doctor Doog]

Dendoncker is about level with the other two for losing possession, but given that Fernandes and Madison are worse than average in both categories, and Fred's the opposite, I'm not sure it means much.