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[Elephant Pyjamas]

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Betteridges law in all it's glory

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1956334050072772618

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Wasn't Bentley part of that last season?

 

[Kenny]

Wasn't Bentley part of that last season?

Yep it had Semedo, Cunha & Sarabia as well

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Bentley probably feels a bit miffed then.

 

[prawnking]

Hope it doesn't affect his performances

 

[Kenny]

Bentley probably feels a bit miffed then.

Enough to put in a transfer request?

 

[prawnking]

Looks happy enough here

 

[prawnking]

Even Christ the Redeemer couldn't raise Sicknote Sammy off the treatment table for the photoshoot

 

[Kenny]

Supporters can attend the second round tie for just £15 if they purchase tickets prior to midnight on Monday 25th August, with tickets priced at £10 for 65-plus and under-21s, while children under 17 can enter for just £5.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1956371766504305080

 

[YoungWolf]

I was looking at tickets for the Everton game, and it’s saying members only. Usually general sale by now right?

Says same for city game too which is obviously tomorrow. Have I missed something?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I was looking at tickets for the Everton game, and it’s saying members only. Usually general sale by now right?

Says same for city game too which is obviously tomorrow. Have I missed something?

Some games don't go to General Sale even if there's plenty left past the normal members deadline. Usually when they're worried about opposition fans buying a decent chunk (Forest was one either last season or the year before).

Wouldn't have thought that applies to City or Everton though so it's strange. Sometimes General Sale is in the final fortnight before a game so I'll be looking early next week for Everton, no idea what's going on with tomorrow (I'm not going, as Jeff wouldn't sell me a season ticket despite there being seats available and me wanting to hand him the thick end of £750, if it's on TV my policy is no attendance this season).

It's been at least a day or two since he behaved like a wanker so he could of course be forcing everyone to pay £50 (?) for the privilege of having the chance to buy a ticket, it would be very on brand.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

... he could of course be forcing everyone to pay £50 (?) for the privilege of having the chance to buy a ticket, it would be very on brand.

This was my first thought. But i'm a notoriously cynical cunt.

 

[YoungWolf]

Yeah I’ll check again on Monday I think but the fact the city game is members only worries me. Hopefully just because of the category? You’d think they’d have made it clearer if it wasn’t a mistake though.

 

[Kenny]

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[Jabbawolf]

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Is Hodor a celebrity fan?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Wee Hootie McToo

 

[Lycan]

Is Hodor a celebrity fan?

Never had that one before. Probably because in real life I'm about 3 foot shorter than him

 

[Lycan]

Wee Hootie McToo

Wolves are also looking for a fan who may have left these footprints. He may be wearing a bucket hat and greet you with 'Safe lad, safe lad'. Do not approach this individual as he may tell you the starting line up of Wolves Vs Swindon in 1996 and try to get you to join an anti-Matt Doherty cult.