North Korea

[Kenny]

Didn't he break his ankle? (reportedly)

Gout, broken ankle, ligament damage are amongst the main rumours. Although I like the Poke's version today that he is simply catching up on Game of Thrones.

 

[James]

Gout, broken ankle, ligament damage are amongst the main rumours. Although I like the Poke's version today that he is simply catching up on Game of Thrones.

Im sure the North Korean media is on par with the Daily Poke.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Gout, broken ankle, ligament damage are amongst the main rumours. Although I like the Poke's version today that he is simply catching up on Game of Thrones.

Or he could have split his sides laughing at my joke thread....!

 

[Kenny]

If he had read that he would be preparing his Nuclear arsenal to ensure Lincolnshire stayed very deep and very dark forever.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Glorious leader appears in public, according to North Korean media. Slight lack of pictures though.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Photographs now show him walking with the aid of a stick. But no-one is sure when the photo was taken.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I hear the stick is now in a prison camp because of it's lack of support for the glorious leader.

 

[Nando]

Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!

That's what we all dream about!

 

[Alan]

Just prepping for the apocalypse innit

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!

Magic

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Power's clearly taking its toll on the big lad. He looks like his old man.

 

[Kenny]

Power's clearly taking its toll on the big lad. He looks like his old man.

Needs some sunshine

 

[thehistorymakers]

Needs some sunshine

HahahhaHH

 

[EdgeOfTheAlps]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-minister-executed-by-anti-aircaft-gun-report

Execution by AA gun for fucks sake. Psychopaths used to torture animals when adults weren't watching, this one has been given a whole country to toy with.

 

[Langers]

His crime was reportedly "not obeying instructions, and falling asleep at an event attended by Kim Jong-un."

Seems a bit harsh. I'd have been on trial weekly when I was at uni.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

An anti aircraft gun..... Why?

 

[Kenny]

An anti aircraft gun..... Why?

To teach him a lesson I believe!!

Stood 100yard away as well. Guess his body was somewhat destroyed after a few mili-seconds

 

[Wombat del combate]

I'm surprised that the North Korean news agency didn't report it as Kim Jong-un shooting the guy through the eye with a spud gun from 1,000 yards away TBH.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I'm intrigued to know what form of anti-aircraft gun they went for, could've been some spectacular results from any of the following...

 

[The Saturday Boy]

His crime was reportedly "not obeying instructions, and falling asleep at an event attended by Kim Jong-un."

Seems a bit harsh. I'd have been on trial weekly when I was at uni.

Only weekly?