The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

[Wolftone]

Myeeeeeee Yakuuuuullltt, myeeeeee Yakuuuulltt

 

[Wolftone]

'A Pint of Coors please!
So a pint of freezing cold, tasteless piss, served at the top of a freezing cold mountain. Ridiculous.
Got any soup, mate?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

'Le Grind never stops'

The single most annoying prick in any advert ever. Fuck off.

 

[Jack Regan]

The Beckham and Henry Walkers advert. No one calls them "the walkers" they're fucking crisps. Plus in the San Siro no one would have a fucking clue what Walkers are either. That's before you even get to the ridiculously sized bag the guy is holding in the most unnatural fashion at the end.

 

[ROVERT47]

Bought me and the missus a packet of Lays each at Lanzarote airport last year, piss all over Walkers in my opinion.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

The Direct Line 15 second adverts inbetween programmes on Amazon Prime.
I’m sure they make them so cringe worthy that people will subscribe to the ‘no adverts’ subscription.

 

[ROVERT47]

While it’s in my mind although I haven’t seen it for a while, bloke about my age wearing nappy pants to accommodate the dribbling, fuck off!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Bought me and the missus a packet of Lays each at Lanzarote airport last year, piss all over Walkers in my opinion.

They're the same crisps bro (assuming you bought a flavour you can buy here)

 

[ROVERT47]

They're the same crisps bro (assuming you bought a flavour you can buy here)

Fuck me, you learn something new every day, must have been hungry.

 

[DogWeasel]

They've got shit flavours over here in the states, i mean who wants sour cream flavour.

 

[Keef]

Fuck me, you learn something new every day, must have been hungry.

Didn’t you notice the packets are the same as walkers but with lays on them?

 

[Hereford Wolf]

I have just discovered Bret’s crisps.
They are the way to go - just delicious.
I cannot return to any other brand.

 

[ROVERT47]

Didn’t you notice the packets are the same as walkers but with lays on them?

Ha, no, I just concentrated on getting them in my gob.

 

[leedswolf]

I have just discovered Bret’s crisps.

Shouldn't they be 'Chips'?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Do Walkers and Lays taste the same though? (Geniune question as I don’t think I’ve ever had Lays)

I know it’s the same branding now but Walkers and Lays started off as two different brands of Crisps. It seems weird that they would taste the same unless they changed the recipe once they were owned by PepsiCo.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Yes, Ready Salted or Salt & Vinegar Walkers and Lays are exactly the same.

But in Lays territories they'll have a lot of flavours that aren't sold here.

 

[ROVERT47]

The Lays I had were ready salted and were gorgeous.

 

[Tredman]

Taste the same to me, but then most crisps are much of a muchness

 

[machin05]

Taste the same to me, but then most crisps are much of a muchness

Good grief man. All wine taste the same too? Why can't beer taste like beer etc

 

[Tredman]

Good grief man. All wine taste the same too? Why can't beer taste like beer etc

I’m good with wine and beer. Crisps? Salt with more salt and a side helping of greasy cardboard