The Football News Thread 2022/23

[Tredman]

Ian Wright is just ace

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546799724178595841

 

[Johnny75]

You need hugs

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

That is outstanding!

 

[BillyDee]

The legacy fan is dead, welcome to the future...

The 'internet's football team' aiming for the Premier League

New owners want to take fourth-tier Crawley Town all the way to the top, harnessing the volatile world of crypto-assets.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Johnny75]

Grifters gotta grift.

 

[Alan]

Bad night for Charlotte which I don’t wanna get in to except to say that Derby County have absolutely fleeced us on Kamil Jozwiak, who is absolutely awful. Hwang levels of inept mixed with Adama level movement.

 

[Kenny]

Looks like Blues have escaped being owned by Bassini. Reports saying Maxi Lopez and Paul Richardson will be announced as the new owners

 

[Tony Towner]

Time for that Icardi transfer

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Alan’s team beat Chelsea on pens.

Conor Gallagher

https://twitter.com/x/status/1549952928533909504

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Alan’s team beat Chelsea on pens.

Conor Gallagher

https://twitter.com/x/status/1549952928533909504

The penalty of a player who wants to go out on loan.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I love the commentator’s ‘Oh ha ha!’ reaction.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

What the fuck is it that? Like he planned on doing something clever but got in his own end and ended up forgetting what he should've done all together.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Everton got a 4-0 humping from FC Minnesota

 

[Alan]

Everton got a 4-0 humping from FC Minnesota

Surely you mean Minnesota United??

FC Minnesota is a youth development club. /pedant

 

[Alan]

What the fuck is it that? Like he planned on doing something clever but got in his own end and ended up forgetting what he should've done all together.

Our first taker did a panenka so my running theory is that Gallagher was trying too hard to “do it better”.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Our first taker did a panenka so my running theory is that Gallagher was trying too hard to “do it better”.

Yeah definitely looks like a shite Panenka attempt.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I hate faffing around with stutters and panenkas on penalties. You are a professional footballer. You’re better at striking a ball than nearly everyone else in the country and you are 12 yards away. Just blast it into the corner of the goal.

 

[Paul]

Roberto Baggio hates this conversation

 

[Alan]

I hate faffing around with stutters and panenkas on penalties. You are a professional footballer. You’re better at striking a ball than nearly everyone else in the country and you are 12 yards away. Just blast it into the corner of the goal.

Statistically, blasting it down the center is the way to go.

Keepers feel inordinate psychological pressure to dive one way or the other rather than hold still.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo