The Laughter Cemetery

[BillyDee]

I think the cast and the writers are the ones who ruin it...

 

[The Bear]

I went to see an Elbow tribute band last night, they were called Arse.

They were so good I couldn't tell them apart.

 

[BillyDee]

Tbf, Elbow are arse...

 

[lemonjelly]

they really aren't, but each to their own.

 

[BillyDee]

they really aren't, but each to their own.

Fair point. Some people do like Elbow. But then some people call dressing gowns housecoats...

 

[lemonjelly]

touche!
some people call you billy dee. Some call you "that c***". (I wouldn't btw, except when you're beating me in the various prediction leagues :icon_wink: )

 

[BillyDee]

:icon_lol::surrender:

 

[Paul]

Me : Did you steal my Thesaurus ?

Horse : Nope

 

[Langers]

:icon_lol:

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

Me : Did you steal my Thesaurus ?

Horse : Nope

That joke deserves so much more exposure

 

[BillyDee]

As a horse based joke, it is outstanding in its field...

 

[jlo]

That joke deserves so much more exposure

I'm too dumb to get it.

 

[The Bear]

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a slice of bread.

The birds were all over me.

 

[Paul]

I'm too dumb to get it.

Right.... the horse is using an alternative word for Neigh (nay) when asked if he'd took a thesaurus

 

[SLA]

Name one good thing about Switzerland...

Well, the flag is a big plus.

 

[Stan Hullis]

My girlfriend is an air stewardess in Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work this morning and she vanished into Finnair...

 

[arklowolf]

https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-c...deal-brexit-by-becoming-temporary-pm-11785448

 

[SLA]

So this is the funniest joke from Edinburgh this year...

“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets.”

I prefer another one from the same guy:

"jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar … Demerara.”

 

[BillyDee]

Not a particularly great short list this year. My favourite:
"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott

 

[Stan Hullis]

I liked the stupidity of this one

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert