The Laughter Cemetery

[The Bear]

I don't even know what a Floret is, so the one that's won is shit to me.

 

[Pablowolf]

So this is the funniest joke from Edinburgh this year...

“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets.”

I prefer another one from the same guy:

"jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar … Demerara.”

That one's been around for years!

 

[Pablowolf]

I don't even know what a Floret is, so the one that's won is shit to me.

It's like a singular branch or bud, bunched together. In a stir fry, the broccoli is chopped into florets, roughly.

 

[SLA]

That one's been around for years!

Well, that only really matters if you've heard it before which I hadn't. I do, however, know what a floret is.

 

[Pablowolf]

I'll fire all the floret jokes to you in future.

 

[SLA]

What did the bank robber say to the piece of broccoli driving the getaway car?

"Floret!"

Just made that up. Edinburgh here I come.

 

[The Bear]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes.

But that’s Heinz sight for you.

 

[t3ch]

I've read a bit of this thread and think I might have an aneurysm

 

[The Bear]

I've read a bit of this thread and think I might have an aneurysm

I don't get it.

 

[b3h]

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes.

But that’s Heinz sight for you.

Haha. Did a wee lol.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

The Doctor has just told me I'm colour blind.
The news came right out of the purple.

 

[t3ch]

I don't get it.

fine here's a joke that the fam groaned at me for making the other night when we were watching Dark Knight:

if batman and poison ivy had a baby, what would it be called? batony

 

[The Bear]

fine here's a joke that the fam groaned at me for making the other night when we were watching Dark Knight:

if batman and poison ivy had a baby, what would it be called? batony

Is that another botanical joke?

 

[PPB]

Went to the doctors, told him I'd had the shits for 6 weeks.

He said not to worry, they are back at school tomorrow.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

I saw a sign that made me piss myself, it said "toilets closed"

 

[Tredman]

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

A kangaroo is a large marsupial.
A kangaroot is a Geordie stuck in an elevator.

 

[The Bear]

I've found a chip shop that serves its fish on photocopier paper.

It's a little plaice on the A4.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

A kangaroo is a large marsupial.
A kangaroot is a Geordie stuck in an elevator.

Only just seen this :icon_lol:

Finally a joke on this thread that made me laugh!

 

[SLA]

I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. I'd only had it ten minutes and it made a bolt for the door.

 

[Tredman]

Only just seen this :icon_lol:

Finally a joke on this thread that made me laugh!

Boom!

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