The Royals

[Keef]

There’s two options for Kate,
1. She’ll make an appearance and be a completely different person, like when soaps get a new actor to play a character.

2. We’re all going to look really stupid over where’s she been hiding, when she’s unmasked on the masked singer.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Quite amusing that the royals release a happy families shot including Kate and “taken” by William and the press agencies are all taking it down as it is such an obvious fake.

 

[Tony Towner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1767136164165587450

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

More believable than the original! GON pulling a Dave grohl look there

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Quite amusing that the royals release a happy families shot including Kate and “taken” by William and the press agencies are all taking it down as it is such an obvious fake.

Why have they faked it? Have they said?

 

[Lupo]

Hmmmm...

Princess of Wales: Kate says she edited Mother's Day photo recalled by agencies

The Princess of Wales apologises "for confusion" after agencies recall the image over editing concerns.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Langers]

Never has this gif been more apt:

 

[Dire Wolf]

Why have they faked it? Have they said?

Well according to my step-daughter, the Internet rumours are that she's dead. But I would guess those rumours are being spouted by absolute loons.

 

[lemonjelly]

person undergoing medical treatment and desiring a little privacy shocker

 

[The Bear]

Never has this gif been more apt:

Exactly. Who gives a shit if her cuff is slightly off FFS.

 

[Tony Towner]

Well according to my step-daughter, the Internet rumours are that she's dead. But I would guess those rumours are being spouted by absolute loons.

Depending on your loon of choice dead, in a coma, has a very serious cancer diagnosis, had plastic surgery and waiting for the scars to heal, been beaten up by her husband and waiting for the scars to heal, on strike because of his affair

 

[Del Woppio]

It makes me really sad that this is such huge news. Thing is though it's like it's only news because the channels and papers are making it so. Literally nobody gives a fuck

 

[EpsomWolf]

Why have they faked it? Have they said?

Looks like Kensington Palace have been tripping over themselves in an attempt to dispel rumours and assure everyone everything is hunky dory, and instead it’s done the absolute opposite and there’s a feeding frenzy.

Plenty of nutters having their say that she wanted a divorce because she didn’t like his penchant for pegging and so she’s buried under the patio.

All that said, it’s an almighty fuck up from KP and severely damages any credibility they might have had.

 

[Jack Regan]

Exactly. Who gives a shit if her cuff is slightly off FFS.

All of the associated press and news agencies apparently. Although I'm sure none of those have ever used doctored photos or other spurious nonsense to push their stories before...

 

[Dire Wolf]

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time the royal family had had a Princess of Wales bumped off, would it?

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It’s a lot about nothing really unless the tin foil hat is securely on. Oz news channels were going batshit mental about it.

 

[Jack Regan]

There are a lot of royalist nutters out there I guess, whereas lots couldn't give a shit. I'm putting myself in the latter despite this being my second post on the subject (I'll blame work for being so boring).

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

person undergoing medical treatment and desiring a little privacy shocker

To be fair, it comes with the territory, she married into it.

 

[Wolftone]

There was a bit of lizardyness on show

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

We need David Icke to be a Wolves fan and come on here for shits and giggles. Sadly he is a Cov fan I think.