The Summer 2025 Transfer Window Thread

[Jolemai]

Wait a damn minute

Feet? Inches???

No one says height in cm over here.

 

[Alan]

No one says height in cm over here.

I know, that's what I'm poking at. I've made the same joke before (I'm a man of routine, what can I say).

I'll remember this next time C vs F comes up!

 

[Quirkafleeg]

Glad we're definitely moving on from Semedo now.

 

[Alan]

Glad we're definitely moving on from Semedo now.

We the club or we the off-topic-obsessed forumites?

 

[Alan]

@Quirkafleeg

I just went looking for what you’re talking about and immediately found some dipshit United fan claiming that Nélson is inferior to fucking Dalot and Amad. Ruined my morning.

Holding it against you personally.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

I'll leave that up to your thinking dude.

 

[Quirkafleeg]

@Quirkafleeg

I just went looking for what you’re talking about and immediately found some dipshit United fan claiming that Nélson is inferior to fucking Dalot and Amad. Ruined my morning.

Holding it against you personally.

Love ya man.

 

[Keef]

Wait a damn minute

Feet? Inches???

 

[Alan]

Love ya man.

 

[Mel Evo]

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Weighing people… or fish you have personally caught.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Glad we're definitely moving on from Semedo now.

But is he captain material?

 

[Carrotdude]

Adingra to Sunderland for £18m. I’d have had him here tbh, seems like a good player whenever I’ve seen him.

 

[The Bear]

They've been buying several highly rated young players so far. Think they've spent about £100m already.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Players Out:

Cunha
RAN
Sarabia
Doyle
Djiga
Semedo
Dawson

Players In:

Fer Lopez

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Looks like Walker-Peters is going to Besiktas

Jordan Henderson has left Ajax and is considering a move back to England, hope we aren't looking at him. All he ever had was legs and they've gone now.

 

[Sniffer]

I’d expect him to go back to Sunderland.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Looks like Walker-Peters is going to Besiktas

Jordan Henderson has left Ajax and is considering a move back to England, hope we aren't looking at him. All he ever had was legs and they've gone now.

You’re overlooking his ability to harangue referees without drawing breath for 90 minutes.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Looks like Walker-Peters is going to Besiktas

Jordan Henderson has left Ajax and is considering a move back to England, hope we aren't looking at him. All he ever had was legs and they've gone now.

We should have signed KWP.

I'd be surprised if we are in for JH doesn't feel like a Fosun signing.

 

[Alan]

KWP was very much part of Southampton's shite defense last season; I'm not sure what people see in him. Not a PL player for me.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

KWP was very much part of Southampton's shite defense last season; I'm not sure what people see in him. Not a PL player for me.

Think the attraction is that he's "cheap" but he really isn't, Southampton were paying him not far off we were paying Semedo.