The Summer 2025 Transfer Window Thread

[Tony Towner]

Never has a ' ' been so needed

 

[Keef]

It’s where British racists who hate everyone who comes into the uk and can’t speak English, go to Spain can’t/dont want to speak Spanish, drink in British pubs, eat British food and read British papers.
Used to be famous for an act called sticky vicky, Wayne Lineker ( Gary’s brother) runs a bar out there, and is a local celebrity

 

[Keef]

See if you can get the comedy show Benidorm on your TV, it will teach you much about British culture!

Much like if he wants to learn about Irish culture he can watch mrs browns boys

 

[The Bear]

Benidorm is where middle-aged gammons and their annoying wives go on holiday because it's cheap. The sort of people who take their own teabags with them and buy the English papers while out there.

 

[Alan]

Who the fuck buys a newspaper on vacation?

 

[Lupo]

Who the fuck buys a newspaper on vacation?

Mick Garvey

 

[Alan]

I haven’t had so little idea what’s happening since the time I tried to be tough and drink an entire bottle of Captain Morgan by myself.

 

[Tony Towner]

I haven’t had so little idea what’s happening since the time I tried to be tough and drink an entire bottle of Captain Morgan by myself.

If Lupo is making a comment using the name of someone in the programme Benidorm then trust me you are in the majority

 

[Alan]

If Lupo is making a comment using the name of someone in the programme Benidorm then trust me you are in the majority

That takes some doing for me around here

 

[Kenny]

Wayne Lineker ( Gary’s brother) runs a bar out there, and is a local celebrity

Thought his was in Tenerife

 

[Tony Towner]

Thought his was in Tenerife

He has a few, one is in Tenerife another is Marbs. Don't think he has one in Benidorm though although it's not exactly a specialist subject

 

[Keef]

Fair enough, I’d just assumed he’d have one in Benidorm, just because of those funny coloured people who won’t speak the language or integrate would be his target market

 

[Sniffer]

He has a few, one is in Tenerife another is Marbs. Don't think he has one in Benidorm though although it's not exactly a specialist subject

Blackpool and Magaluf too at one stage. I think he went bankrupt

 

[Dire Wolf]

I haven’t had so little idea what’s happening since the time I tried to be tough and drink an entire bottle of Captain Morgan by myself.

Ah bless you Alan. This place needs you.

 

[Tredman]

A live stream of Alan watching Benidorm would be comedy gold.

 

[ROVERT47]

Never been to Benidorm, makes my usual haunt (Playa Blanca Lanzarote) seem like the Maldives.

 

[Alan]

Ah bless you Alan. This place needs you.

Aww, this gave me the warm fuzzies.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Much like if he wants to learn about Irish culture he can watch mrs browns boys

No, Father Ted surely.
Ah go on.

 

[Dire Wolf]

If Lupo is making a comment using the name of someone in the programme Benidorm then trust me you are in the majority

I have never watched Benidorm. I do know that lifelong Wolves fan Steve Edge is in it though.

 

[Keef]

No, Father Ted surely.
Ah go on.

Father teds funny, I chose mrs browns boys because it’s shite, like Benidorm, and the tv show Benidorm.