The Summer 2025 Transfer Window Thread

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Sorry, was too busy watching the drain and dealing with dumbass comments along the way.

Goodness me.

When we've signed a back up keeper (assuming SJ is off) a squad quality CM, a striker, and a RWB you could start acting the cock, but now? After that performance last night too?

 

[AndyWolves]

6ft 1

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Circling the drain indeed.

• 2024-2025: 16th in the Premier League.
• 2023-2024: 14th in the Premier League.
• 2022-2023: 13th in the Premier League.
• 2021-2022: 10th in the Premier League.
• 2020-2021: 13th in the Premier League.
• 2019-2020: 7th in the Premier League.

 

[Mel Evo]

Sorry, was too busy watching the drain and dealing with dumbass comments along the way.

You should relax, no need to deal with your own comments.

To be grown up, it’s a bare minimum to sign two wing backs, a CM and another forward, and that’s just plugging the gaps. I am delighted we’ve signed someone, but you should calm down. Or get back on your GON train.

 

[HanDoJin]

He's only on the fookin' list!!!!

With a little star by his name too

 

[Squeak]

Goodness me.

When we've signed a back up keeper (assuming SJ is off) a squad quality CM, a striker and a RWB you could start acting the cock, but now? After that performance last night too?

I'll do what I like when I like.
Carry on pissing your drawers.

 

[Squeak]

You should relax, no need to deal with your own comments.

To be grown up, it’s a bare minimum to sign two wing backs, a CM and another forward, and that’s just plugging the gaps. I am delighted we’ve signed someone, but you should calm down. Or get back on your GON train.

Must be hard amongst you lot to decide who should be the Chairman of the Pant Wetters Club.

 

[Squeak]

• 2024-2025: 16th in the Premier League.
• 2023-2024: 14th in the Premier League.
• 2022-2023: 13th in the Premier League.
• 2021-2022: 10th in the Premier League.
• 2020-2021: 13th in the Premier League.
• 2019-2020: 7th in the Premier League.

Call yourself a supporter? What happened to the other 7th place finish? Imposter.

 

[AndyWolves]

He seems like a good signing for us, I hope he does well.

And stop feeding the troll

 

[Langers]

This place is ace.

Don't sign anyone and the arguments break out.

Don't even get linked to anyone and the arguments break out.

Get a (seemingly) genuine link to a player who appears to be the right age for a position we're desperate to strengthen for a low fee and the arguments break out.

I think we could win the Champions League and there'd still be a squabble somewhere on here.

 

[Squeak]

This place is ace.

Don't sign anyone and the arguments break out.

Don't even get linked to anyone and the arguments break out.

Get a (seemingly) genuine link to a player who appears to be the right age for a position we're desperate to strengthen for a low fee and the arguments break out.

I think we could win the Champions League and there'd still be a squabble somewhere on here.

Yup. You know there would. Some folks are never satisfied. Nuno had us to 7th twice, missed 6th by a goal, an FA Cup semi and Europe and still some folks wanted him sacked because the football wasn't pretty enough or in their perception, we'd reached our limit under him.

Some MUFC fans wanted Ferguson sacked, Arsenal fans wanted Wenger gone... it's football. Fans always have all the answers until they don't.

Some folks also can't accept that football transfers are big business these days and just don't happen overnight. Ideally you want all your new players in and bedded down before the season starts. it just doesn't happen like that anymore. We purchased players in January who immediately improved the team, yet we are being led to believe by some on here, that can't happen because we have to have them in before the season starts.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'm no Jeff Shi when it comes to running a football club but personally I wouldn't be 19th at the turn of the year and have to sign a load of players and hope they're instantly good or you're going down, as has happened twice in the last three years.

 

[AndyWolves]

His fbref numbers suggest he's an attacking LB so hopefully fits into the lwb role

His height will be an asset in both boxes

 

[Kenny]

I'm no Jeff Shi

@Jinky has just put you back on his Christmas card list

 

[HanDoJin]

It’s slow going for a host of clubs. Jeff is obviously a wanker, but we’ve done better business than Fulham, Everton, Bournemouth, Palace etc

 

[jlo]

Up the Wolfe

Now we finally know what Jeff meant!

 

[AndyWolves]

Maybe we could sign Marius wolf to play rwb?

 

[Squeak]

It’s slow going for a host of clubs. Jeff is obviously a wanker, but we’ve done better business than Fulham, Everton, Bournemouth, Palace etc

You do realize you absolutely cannot say that sort of thing here. People get upset you know.

 

[prawnking]

Not everyone's happy about this signing

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

You do realize you absolutely cannot say that sort of thing here. People get upset you know.

Do they?

There's only you who seems to be emotional this evening?