Trump

[Kenny]

 

[Alan]

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Nooooooo don’t make me associate these films with those cunts!

 

[Del Woppio]

A minor point, but up until yesterday I didn't know that autopens were a thing. I even had to Google it to see if it was real or a metaphor

 

[prawnking]

Trump makes you learning

 

[Keef]

This is maga we’re talking about, they’ll believe it, because the orange supreme leader tells no lies

 

[prawnking]

I think they probably believe some weirder shit than that too

 

[Wilf Wolf]

I doubt for one minute Trump believes it, it’s just a distraction tactic. Equally I’m sure some of his most uncritical supporters do believe it.

 

[Alan]

I think they probably believe some weirder shit than that too

Barack is a Lizardman dontchaknow

 

[Kenny]

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[Jack Regan]

Ridiculous gift in the first place, the man probably hasn't driven a car in the last 20 years, closest he's gets is a golf cart.

 

[EpsomWolf]

Took me a while to work out what was troubling me about that picture. Thought initially it was the struggle to get out giving him the expression of someone having a dump, but I’ve come to the conclusion it’s simply the absurd length of the tie.

 

[Kenny]

Ridiculous gift in the first place, the man probably hasn't driven a car in the last 20 years, closest he's gets is a golf cart.

I don't think he is allowed to drive as President anyway.

 

[Keef]

I think he can’t drive, spent all his life chauffeured about, he also can’t ride a bike, read, cook or talk sense, I also reckon he can’t swim either, all basic life skills

 

[The Bear]

I think he can’t drive, spent all his life chauffeured about, he also can’t ride a bike, read, or talk sense.

He's a genuine moron and a man-baby.

Basically he's President Homer Simpson.

 

[Jack Regan]

I think he can’t drive, spent all his life chauffeured about, he also can’t ride a bike, read, cook or talk sense, I also reckon he can’t swim either, all basic life skills

Pfffft! I can't swim or ride a bike, and I've currently never needed to do so either.

 

[Del Woppio]

If there's a small group of forummers that have been wondering how to kill you and make it look like an accident, you've just handed it to them on a plate

 

[Jack Regan]

If there's a small group of forummers that have been wondering how to kill you and make it look like an accident, you've just handed it to them on a plate

"Well officer, I'd warned him about trying to learn how to ride a bike alongside that raging torrent of a river, but he just wasn't having it"

 

[sycophantia]

What the hell did you do with your childhood/youth!? My 6 week summer holidays consisted of:
1. Playing football or cricket.
2. Going swimming in Newport baths
3. Playing Risk or Escape from Colditz (rainy day specials)
4. Riding my bike to meet my mates to do do 1, 2, or 3.

Newport baths? Pah, we couldn't afford the baths, Peartree lane cut for us

 

[prawnking]

Sometimes depends on parents...mine were pretty passive with me (bless em) and never took me to parks, swimming, I didn't learn to ride a bike till I was 10 and a kind teacher noticed I couldn't, didn't go on holiday till my brother in law (who took me to my first Wolves game too) took me at 13...

Still had a good childhood (mainly hanging round fields) and caught up in my teens.

Played Escape from Colditz at a mates house though...what a great game

 

[Jack Regan]

What the hell did you do with your childhood/youth!? My 6 week summer holidays consisted of:
1. Playing football or cricket.
2. Going swimming in Newport baths
3. Playing Risk or Escape from Colditz (rainy day specials)
4. Riding my bike to meet my mates to do do 1, 2, or 3.

Shockingly I had these things at the end of my legs called feet, I used them to get to places so never needed a bike.

I also really don't like water and being told to stick my head under it (to needlessly pick up bricks) by arsehole PE instructors only furthered that dislike.