We Want Plates

[Johnny75]

Steak with a fried egg is classic American OTT.

Fucking delicious tho.

To quote DW, not at 8AM

 

[Alan]

To quote DW, not at 8AM

Just another way Americans are exceptional, I suppose…

 

[Kenny]

*He probably had a Carling too, I never asked.

Tempting as it was, it was just a bucket of coffee i had to wash down a 3/10 breakfast (1 of the 3 points there was for serving on a plate....a bit like marking the ref up for remembering his kit on a match day)

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The Bradmore round the corner from us did a 1 metre sausage when I first moved here (breakfast only).

I never got to try it before they discontinued it, which may haunt me forever.

 

[Boozad]

Ate in The Sunbeam yesterday as we had 50 minutes before catching the train to Telford, I think we’d have both preferred eating the fucking plates it was vile. Never again.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

1 metre of sausage:

I suppose I'd eat it for a bet. It'd get pretty monotonous after a while though.

 

[SSB]

1 metre of sausage:

I suppose I'd eat it for a bet. It'd get pretty monotonous after a while though.

Disappointed. I wasn’t expecting to see it curled up like a Cumberland.

 

[b3h]

Did I really just read 3 pages of fry ups. Hell yeah I did

 

[The Bear]

Steak with a fried egg is classic American OTT.

Fucking delicious tho.

I had homemade chips with steak and a fried egg just the other night.


Full English for me is:

3 x bacon
3 x sausage
2 x fried egg
beans
chopped tomatoes
1 x fried bread
1 x bread and butter
1 mug of tea with 3 sugars

I can never be arsed to chop up and cook mushrooms.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Three slices of smoked thick back bacon
2 Cumberland or Lincolnshire sausages
Mushrooms
Hash browns
Fried eggs
Beans

Toast and marmalade

Amazingly the bacon over here has improved since the last time I was here and we have found a butcher that actually does proper English sausages. Happy fucking days.

 

[PuntsWolf]

1 mug of tea with 3 sugars

is this your standard cup of tea too?

 

[Tony Towner]

I have just one thing to say. All you people having tinned tomatoes rather than halved fresh ones on your breakfasts are heathens

 

[Langers]

That pales into significance compared to someone having 3 sugars in their tea.

That's just downright wrong.

 

[Trips]

That pales into significance compared to someone having 3 sugars in their tea.

That's just downright wrong.

Anyone putting any sugar in their tea is a wrong'un

 

[sycophantia]

I have just one thing to say. All you people having tinned tomatoes rather than halved fresh ones on your breakfasts are heathens

Guilty as charged, fresh tomatoes on a brekkie are just a mushy mess, cut out the middle man.

 

[sycophantia]

Anyone putting any sugar in their tea is a wrong'un

Fucking wokes not putting sugar in their tea

 

[AndyWolves]

Big yorkshire pudding with a full English

 

[sycophantia]

Big yorkshire pudding with a full English

Eh, now come on I'm pretty much OK with any combo of foods, but Yorkshire pud with a full breakfast is just silly. Although I do like Yorkshires with any meat dinner, beef, pork, lamb, chicken, mince, makes no odds to me, I also like mint sauce on any meat, which I fully realise makes me a bit weird.

 

[leedswolf]

Being facking tasty...
The spades obviously shite, but bollocks to beans in a bucket (or any other receptacle) too. Put 'em on the plate.

Point is that hash browns are generally anything but 'facking' tasty. However a good rosti is far better than those hideous triangular versions that get dished up. Beans in a ramekin is ridiculous, I agree.

 

[machin05]

1 mug of tea with 3 sugars

You've posted some very questionable shit on this forum in the past, but this just about takes the biscuit.