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Least favourite Wolves XI

Tyrannosaurus Dan

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Hennessey

Halford
Zubar
Gorkss
Luzhny

Davis
O'Hara
Henry
Pennant

Claridge
Clarke

Subs: Jones, Johnson, Doumbia, Helan, Ferguson, Taylor, Proudlock

For some reason, I probably feel sorry for Johnson more than outright dislike the bloke so only included him on the bench. There may also be more players I have completely forgotten about so I will reserve the right to come back and edit this.
 

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Lonergan

Zubar
Johnson
Bassong
Doherty

Ferguson
O'Hara
Olofinjana

Trincao
Eastwood
Clarke
 
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How did I forget Lonergan?! Straight in.
 

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Lonergan

Halford
Johnson
Bassong
Doherty

Ferguson
O'Hara
K Henry

Kightly
Clarke
Camara
 

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I couldn't even find room for Stephen Hunt and I fucking hated him.

I once had a ticket for Watford away, found out on the train that Leon Clarke was starting on the left wing (under Hoddle) and sacked it off, stayed on to Euston and just went on the pop round London with a mate.

Ferguson captains my team, I hate him with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
 

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To be fair Hunt was in competition with Kightly and Camara but fuck them, they pip the curly haired bellend for being bigger bellends.
 

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Who was that winger who fecked off to Bristol city and conned a load of our players?
 

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Adam something

I think. Can't remember his fucking name.

EDIT: Hammill
 

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If it was ability based then Mo Camara would get in, but it's not.

I bet Spurs love us having Doherty in and they paid £15m for the League of Ireland wankshaft.
 

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I'm tempted to take Doumbia out for Olofinjana now I think of it. The ultimate heart of a pea footballer.

I have seen Jay Tabb beat him to a header.
 

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I absolutely loathed Darron Gibson too. Anderton as well. We can't play 9 in midfield though.
 

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George Saville needs a space as well.
 

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I'm tempted to take Doumbia out for Olofinjana now I think of it. The ultimate heart of a pea footballer.

I have seen Jay Tabb beat him to a header.
Jay Tabb is so small he's trying to make a career of it as a jockey.
 

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I can't actually find room for Greg "Dude, where's my quadbike" Halford in my team, which just underlines how awful Zubar was.
 

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Lonergan

Doherty
Mancienne
Bassong
Robinson

Halford
O'Hara
Doumbia
van La Parra

Willian Jose
Clarke

Can't believe both Johnson and Gorkss have actually escaped being in this defence, but I couldn't stand Mancienne. Also had to move Doherty to the right to fit in Jack Robinson.
 

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Can I go left wing here. Least favourite doesnt mean worst in my eyes. Im going for a striker that did ok and has the only hatrick by a Wolves player at the Shit in my lifetime... Iwan Roberts, now correct me if Im wrong but his short stint was then mared by him slagging us off rotten. I dont think he ever wanted to be at Wolves either just like Dougie Freedman.
 

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Paul Jones (lacked effort - difficult to do for a keeper, made awful mistakes, but also gave love to the Cardiff fans whilst in our shirt, hilarious when he shaved "50" into his hair for Wales, only to concede 5!!)

Halford (needs little explanation, aside from his "efforts" on the pitch, he ruined our chance of signing Sidwell, which may have made all the difference, and was/is an awful human being)
Roger Johnson (Didn't bloody try, turned up pissed, was a stain on the club, and was the beginning of the end for McCarthy)
Peacock (only played 2 or 3 games on loan from Blackburn, but he gave that murdering cunt Hughes a penalty, and sued the club, saying we ended his career during that little period, surprised he hasn't featured more.)

Rohan Ricketts (just no effort, few players can have tried less than he did against Albion)
Gibson (another spinelss bastard who bottled tackle after tackle, an embarrassment)
O'Hara (couldn't keep himself fit, overweight, allowed his private life to effect his football, gave the bird to the fans, and we just couldn't get rid of him because of his massive wages)
Anderton (another with the heart of a pea)

Leon Clarke (shit, didn't try hard enough, gave the South Bank the bird when scoring, just another arsehole that we somehow bought back again! Unbelievable)
Claridge (fantastic at every club, other than us, though not his fault he played ahead of Bull and Keane against Arsenal, didn't try hard enough, his attitude was shit. He played 5 games for us and failed to even have a shot, awful)
Eastwood (He was so divisive and literally caused fights in the crowd, was greedy and didn't try hard enough)

Trincao is making a strong effort to join this lot lately (the only effort he has made).

Hennessey and Sedgley also in the squad.
 
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Least favourite doesnt mean worst in my eyes.

Agreed.

I can't actually find room for Greg "Dude, where's my quadbike" Halford in my team, which just underlines how awful Zubar was.

It's who you liked least, not who how bad they were though? Halford was/is infinitely more cunty than Zubar ever was.

That would be a (mostly) different team for me.
 
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