Everton (H) 23/09 - Carabao Cup R3 Thread

[Del Woppio]

You guys know you can just turn off the WiFi at home to punish the kids, right? You don't need to go to these lengths

 

[Pastywolf]

Yeah I'm expecting more atmosphere when we change trains at Smethwick Galton Bridge

Mini Langers has no excuse - he went to the Leeds match! Idiot child.

My lads are 18 & 21, we’re normally forced to sit in the billy wright with my dad so kind of looking forward to it!

 

[Pastywolf]

Fair play, here's me in Stafford who can't be bothered to drive 9 miles.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the atmosphere though, its been crap every game I've been to this season apart from the Jota chant.

I can’t get to many games and this one has just aligned with the boys work. To be fair I feel bad telling everyone they are shit without seeing for myself live. If I went to as many games as you guys do I wouldn’t bother either.

 

[sycophantia]

We're going, although I think it's more to do with my grandson had been promised, hes excited for his second game so gunna try and make the best of it.

 

[Langers]

You guys know you can just turn off the WiFi at home to punish the kids, right? You don't need to go to these lengths

Hang on a mo - I suffered when we were shit, so he will suffer now we're shit. The entitled little whatsit has had it far too easy with all this Premier League nonsense.

 

[Jinky]

Absolutely no idea what Vitor will go with. Could be anything!

My guess is it'll be something like -

Johnstone
Doc Bueno Toti
Hoever Gomes Andre Wolfe
Munetsi Arias
JSL
​

We'll lose & it will be shit.

 

[sycophantia]

I think he needs to fo strong, pick his 'first' team, we need to get some kind of cohesive performances going and stop these changes in line up.

 

[EnglishBob]

Absolutely no idea what Vitor will go with. Could be anything!

My guess is it'll be something like -

Johnstone
Doc Bueno Toti
Hoever Gomes Andre Wolfe
Munetsi Arias
JSL
​

We'll lose & it will be shit.

That's a team which could ship a lot of goals!

But yeah, we have a squad packed with average-at-best players (and lots distinctly below average) so perm any eleven and roll the dice. It's not like anyone cares about this competition.

 

[Jinky]

I think he needs to fo strong, pick his 'first' team, we need to get some kind of cohesive performances going and stop these changes in line up.

The issue with this is, he doesn't know what his 'first' team is!

 

[Langers]

Bungle
Partridge Crilly Trotter
Stalin Corica Blunkett Corden
Cobblepot Hawking
Hwang
​

Fuck it - let's at least put on some entertainment for the crowd

 

[Lupo]

Bungle
Partridge Crilly Trotter
Stalin Corica Blunkett Corden
Cobblepot Hawking
Hwang
​

Fuck it - let's at least put on some entertainment for the crowd

Fuck picking Hwang

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Bungle
Partridge Crilly Trotter
Stalin Corica Blunkett Corden
Cobblepot Hawking
Hwang
​

Fuck it - let's at least put on some entertainment for the crowd

Surely Blunkett would be on the left?

 

[Langers]

Fuck picking Hwang

Thinking of the tourists mate

 

[Langers]

Surely Blunkett would be on the left?

Vitor putting square pegs in round holes again

 

[sycophantia]

The issue with this is, he doesn't know what his 'first' team is!

Exactly, which is why he needs to decide now and stick with it, all the changes every game can't help and just make us more chaotic imv.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

And what if his "best team" gets beaten every week as well?

 

[sycophantia]

I know most think Wolfe is cack but in the (admittedly small) bits Ive seen of him he looks better at actual defending than our other WB/FB options.

.........................Johnstone
..........Mosquera.....Krejci.....Toti
Tchatchoua.....Gomes...Andre....Wolfe
.........Arias...........................Ricardo
..........................JSL*

*if properly fit.

 

[Wellen Wolf]

I like the thought of Jeffrey Bungle Shi in goal but I'll also go with the Trumpton firemen as they were really good at putting out fires....
Dad's Army characters in attack with Mainwaring as captain leading the charge.

Bungle Shi,
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew,
Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb, Frazer,
Jones, Godfrey
Mainwaring

Coach for the day: Captain Flack of Trumpton.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

And what if his "best team" gets beaten every week as well?

We’re done for and sooner rather than later VP will be as well.

 

[sycophantia]

And what if his "best team" gets beaten every week as well?

Well wim fucked but we have to try something. I'm pretty sure were going down but I'd at least try to make a fist of the rest of the season.