The Summer 2025 Transfer Window Thread

[Alan]

I assumed the joke was clear enough.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It's not the joke, it's having a picture clog up the page every single time you post

 

[Alan]

I thought I’d shrunk it enough to be fine.

Either way, you said please, so poof it goes.

 

[AndyWolves]

Sat here on mobile wondering what the picture was....

 

[Alan]

Sat here on mobile wondering what the picture was....

Evidence of my lineage from a certain prophet

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Evidence of my lineage from a certain prophet

You can change your Avatar while you’re at it

 

[Alan]

You can change your Avatar while you’re at it

Holding out hope that I'll be able to swap in Semedo. Probably going to be Agba in that fuzzy sweater, though.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1936776472766951898

Like a new signing or something

 

[basher]

The idiot!

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1936776472766951898

Like a new signing or something

Jeff:

“Yes Vítor, you know you asked for two new wide players. I have some good news…”

 

[Kenny]

Jeff:

“Yes Vítor, you know you asked for two new wide players. I have some good news…”

Well Vitor wanted him signed and said he will be part of the squad next season so....

Vitor "thank you boss"

 

[Alan]

The idiot!

That’s the spirit!

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1936836663000600759

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1936836663000600759

Asked the father in law for his thoughts (Rangers season ticket holder) and got this reply -

Brilliant. Our player of the season last season. Highly rated by the Belgium manager. I don’t want us to sell him.

 

[Del Woppio]

Tbf he let his daughter marry you so I don't think much of his judgement

 

[Jinky]

Tbf he let his daughter marry you so I don't think much of his judgement

We’re not married yet, but easier to refer to him as that, so jokes on you really

 

[Lycan]

I don't know anything about the individual player (other than to question his morals for signing for that rabble in the first place) but Rangers are absolutely shite so him being their best player doesn't mean much.

 

[Lycan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1937107153447219483

Come to Besiktas

 

[Kenny]

I don't know anything about the individual player (other than to question his morals for signing for that rabble in the first place) but Rangers are absolutely shite so him being their best player doesn't mean much.

I was waiting for your fair and impartial review...

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1937107153447219483

Come to Besiktas

Football is so weird isn’t it?

How can any club or any scout have watched Guedes & gone “yep, I think there’s something we can work with there”.

Fucking PlayStation face. Hope they sign him, though.