Twitter Accounts

[Stan Hullis]

You have a pretty traumatic experience with rivers!

 

[Kenny]

"Does your wife use WhatsApp"?
"Yes. Why"?
"All calls are free so here, you can use my phone...!!"
Never knew that, how kind and brilliant!

I would be screwed unless the stranger also knew my wife's phone number

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Also only free if you're connected to WiFi. Otherwise it's eating your data.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Holy thread revival Batman.

Any one tried Threads yet? It’s pretty good and seems to have loads to traction already.

Well over 30million on there now already.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Twitter threatens to sue Meta over launch of rival Threads app

In a letter to CEO Mark Zuckerberg, a lawyer for the Elon Musk-owned app said Meta had unlawfully misappropriated trade secrets

www.theguardian.com

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I’m not on Facebook or Instagram. I guess if Threads takes off then I’ll have to sign up for both that and Instagram.

Elon Musk is a prick and I’d happily ditch Twitter. I only keep it for football updates mostly, 90% of the time it just reminds me of how many cunts exist in the world.

 

[BillyDee]

Threads banned in the EU, so finally a Brexit benefit...

 

[BillyDee]

Threads just seems to be a mess of posts from people I don't follow in a random order.
I can't see a "following" button or equivalent, am I missing something?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

I think you can have a play with things like that in the settings.

 

[The Bear]

Or you know, have it default to a platform that everyone expects it to be from the off.

Facebook is the same random mess though so Meta have form for it.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Or you know, have it default to a platform that everyone expects it to be from the off.

Facebook is the same random mess though so Meta have form for it.

Agreed, It's a bit Beta at the moment. I think they were in a rush to get it out whilst Twitter is going through a crisis.

 

[BillyDee]

Facebook is the same random mess though so Meta have form for it.

Tru dat.
I shouldn't really have expected functionality based on what they did to FB.

 

[Alan]

Agreed, It's a bit Beta at the moment. I think they were in a rush to get it out whilst Twitter is going through a crisis.

Yep, their VR gamble tanked and Threads is their Hail Mary, IMV. Confluence of necessity and opportunity.

 

[Tredman]

Yep, their VR gamble tanked and Threads is their Hail Mary, IMV. Confluence of necessity and opportunity.

Like all good innovations.

 

[Alan]

Like all good innovations.

All squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares, innit.

It’s a perfect storm but Meta still have to execute.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Elon getting pissy because Meta hired loads of ex-Twitter employees who amazingly, know what they're doing.

Also Elon:

Well done mate, you got one right. Have a biscuit.

 

[Tredman]

Elon smashing that aim to reduce bots on Twitter

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

How do you know they're bots.....

 

[Tredman]

Fair, I'm going to imagine there are all interested in middle aged men who tweet once a year

 

[Trips]

Fair, I'm going to imagine there are all interested in middle aged men who tweet once a year

Get in, they'll all be following me soon then too!