Boris at it again and the contest to replace the lying c***

[Paddingtonwolf]

Fuck me. You should get the Nobel prize for talking bollocks

 

[Papper]

Fuck me. You should get the Nobel prize for talking bollocks

Well if Henry Kissinger can get one anything is possible ( I'll pass on the first bit thanks )

 

[leedswolf]

Now here's a sobering thought...

 

[Keef]

It’ll be burning coal, using steam engines being as he’s Victorian dad out of viz comic

 

[Papper]

Elon Musk thinks we must continue burning fossil fuels short term else civilisation will crumble.

The net-zero agenda is seriously pissing farmers off across Europe. Maybe they've seen what happened in Sri Lanka.

Thankfully both Truss and Sunak are keen advocates of net-zero (to save the planet)

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It's almost like Truss wants to end up with about 70 seats in 2024-5.

 

[Tony Towner]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1565057878716817408

 

[Sniffer]

The cnut is just trolling us all now..

The outgoing prime minister Boris Johnson is due to make a speech on energy at midday.

It is understood that he is set to predict the UK will enjoy a future involving “cheap, clean, reliable and plentiful” energy, amid reports he will confirm the sign-off for a new nuclear power station.

Just a pity that we are all worried sick how we will have enough funds to get through the winter whilst the worst PM in history, a lying cheating, borderline corrupt arsehole will be feathering his nest with a series of deals for books and speeches. You may not have guesses it but I despise the man.

 

[Jolemai]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1564889645791444993

 

[Papper]

Just a pity that we are all worried sick how we will have enough funds to get through the winter whilst the worst PM in history, a lying cheating, borderline corrupt arsehole will be feathering his nest with a series of deals for books and speeches. You may not have guesses it but I despise the man.

I'm still puzzled how they'll reach net-zero by 2030 when the UK energy supply currently only provides 40% via green sustainable methods. Truss, Sunak and Starmer are all advocates. It involves a cataclysmic change in how people live their lives - see the European farmer protests for details and the collapse of Sri Lanka.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

It's ok now, Boris has solved the crisis. We just all need to buy a new kettle!

 

[Johnny75]

It's ok now, Boris has solved the crisis. We just all need to buy a new kettle!

I saw that. Buy a new kettle for £20 to save yourself £10 per year.

Batshit maths.

 

[Kenny]

I saw that. Buy a new kettle for £20 to save yourself £10 per year.

Batshit maths.

Just surprised he didn't say get a rich mate to buy you get a kettle

 

[Tony Towner]

I saw that. Buy a new kettle for £20 to save yourself £10 per year.

Batshit maths.

Without boring anyone with the details it's bollocks on many levels

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Boris fucked up the delivery anyway, but even if he didn't what was he actually trying to say??

He's so incredibly thick for a bloke with an incredibly "good" education.

 

[Tony Towner]

Boris fucked up the delivery anyway, but even if he didn't what was he actually trying to say??

He's so incredibly thick for a bloke with an incredibly "good" education.

I assume he was saying that a new kettle is more energy efficient than an old one, which unless you have something from the 90's or earlier then it's not true - I've been flogging them for 20 years and there's nothing innovative launched in that time. If he was really bothered there are a couple of things he could have said which will save money for people in that area. Firstly only boil what you need - a lot of people fill the kettle to the top and then boil it so essentially you can be boiling 6/7 cups of water you don't need. Secondly you don't need to reboil again because you've walked away for 5 minutes - again a habit a lot do. Thirdly descale your kettle as limescale on the element will increase the time to boil

 

[Keef]

Joys of Eton, you say what you want, and the plebs laugh hilariously, if they don’t, get a mate to beat them up, while you burn £50 notes at them

 

[The Bear]

I assume he was saying that a new kettle is more energy efficient than an old one, which unless you have something from the 90's or earlier then it's not true - I've been flogging them for 20 years and there's nothing innovative launched in that time. If he was really bothered there are a couple of things he could have said which will save money for people in that area. Firstly only boil what you need - a lot of people fill the kettle to the top and then boil it so essentially you can be boiling 6/7 cups of water you don't need. Secondly you don't need to reboil again because you've walked away for 5 minutes - again a habit a lot do. Thirdly descale your kettle as limescale on the element will increase the time to boil

I have a hot water urn type thing. Boils the water as it comes out so no energy wasted.

 

[Kenny]

 

[Keef]

The real Morrissey is slightly more right wing nowadays