The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[Paddingtonwolf]

There is ONLY one merv the swerve. Doubt that hairdresser captained Wales.

 

[WsWolf]

How's the woman's weekly?

I wouldn't let him anywhere near my barnet. Seen what he used to do to me mates who's moms made em go there.

 

[HanDoJin]

There is ONLY one merv the swerve. Doubt that hairdresser captained Wales.

Legend

 

[Kenny]

Needs a barber tbh.

Should have tried Mad Merv the Womans Weekly man

 

[Langers]

<Notices thread activity - clicks thread in anticipation>

 

[Kenny]

<Notices thread activity - clicks thread in anticipation>

The last week on this thread has been

10% Signing Dawson
25% The Gomes Saga
50% ITK discussion.
14% Other Bollocks
1% A Transfer Rumour


Which beats the usual Transfer Window thread which is usually 90% moaning about the failed attempts to sign the 400 rumoured transfer targets and 10% other bollocks

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

The last week on this thread has been

10% Signing Dawson
25% The Gomes Saga
50% ITK discussion.
14% Other Bollocks
1% A Transfer Rumour


Which beats the usual Transfer Window thread which is usually 90% moaning about the failed attempts to sign the 400 rumoured transfer targets and 10% other bollocks

You've missed the percentage of whining when another team signs a player who wouldn't get in our team, wouldn't come here and/or is quite blatantly miles past it.

 

[Kenny]

You've missed the percentage of whining when another team signs a player who wouldn't get in our team, wouldn't come here and/or is quite blatantly miles past it.

Put that in the other bollocks section.

I was too busy making sure my %'s added up tbh

 

[Langers]

The last week on this thread has been

10% Signing Dawson
25% The Gomes Saga
50% ITK discussion.
14% Other Bollocks
1% A Transfer Rumour


Which beats the usual Transfer Window thread which is usually 90% moaning about the failed attempts to sign the 400 rumoured transfer targets and 10% other bollocks

You're sticking up for conversations about hairdressing.

I can't deny it - I'm a tad disappointed, despite your strong maths work.

 

[Kenny]

You're sticking up for conversations about hairdressing.

I'm not pissing off Mad Merv mate!

Anyway its all quiet, bar the Gomes deal turning into a storyline Dream Team would reject

 

[Keef]

when merv the swerve was mentioned, I thought this bloke was the original one?

 

[Alan]

Dead ringer for the main character of Disco Elysium, he is.

 

[Banjo]

when merv the swerve was mentioned, I thought this bloke was the original one?

He's about 15 years younger than the Welsh No. 8.

 

[Kenny]

Langers will be delighted this has now turned to cricket

Next up, an indepth chat about James Corden and Adrian Chiles only to be briefly interrupted by a strange player link found by Jinky on the dark Wolves web

 

[Langers]

Yeah can you go back to talking about hair, please?

 

[Kenny]

Yeah can you go back to talking about hair, please?

Who is sporting the best Mad Merv look?

or

 

[Johnny75]

Who is sporting the best Mad Merv look?

or

At least put NSFW when you post stuff like this.

I now need to go and bleach my eyes.

 

[Langers]

Cunt soup.

 

[Kenny]

TRANSFER NEWS....ACTUAL NEWS

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617927758541357057

 

[Jinky]

TRANSFER NEWS....ACTUAL NEWS

https://twitter.com/x/status/1617927758541357057

End of Sarkic then.