The Laughter Cemetery

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

Doctor - Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me - 0mg

 

[northfield wolf]

A Jehovahs witness knocks the door. (No, not Peter Knowles ). A guy answers and said "come in and sit down, and what do you want to talk about"? The Jehovahs Witness said "I dont know, i have never got this far".

 

[Dennisons Wrong Foot]

I don’t like the way my kids are always quick to blame other people. They get that from their mother.

 

[Keef]

David beckhams son turns up for his first day at football training ad asks " what number shirt am I?"
Coach replies " wear four out there Romeo"