Summer 2021 transfer window

[Alan]

Batistuta was never a track star.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Giroud moves like a skip. Will probably end up being France's top scorer of all time.

 

[AndyWolves]

Bergkamp, Romario, Stoichkov

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Not top class but Andy Mutch always ran like an old woman chasing after a bus into a 60mph wind.

 

[Johnny75]

Bergkamp, Romario, Stoichkov

????

Bergkamp had decent pace and Romario was shit off a stick over 10 yards.

I don’t think I ever saw Stoichkov play CF.

 

[PuntsWolf]

Bonatini was one of the slowest players I think I’ve ever seen. But then there’s a reason he’s doing fuck all in the Swiss second tier.

Him vs Silva would be a close race.

 

[Tredman]

If we are going down the Wolves route - Fabio…

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Joe Mason vs Steffen Iversen.

Coastal erosion vs continental drift.

 

[Johnny75]

Don’t remember Zlatan or Inzaghi being particularly quick.

 

[Johnny75]

Joe Mason vs Steffen Iversen.

Coastal erosion vs continental drift.

Both quicker than Havard Flo

 

[PuntsWolf]

Joe Mason vs Steffen Iversen.

Coastal erosion vs continental drift.

Joe Mason wasn’t slow! Just he wasn’t good at anything else either!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Inzaghi is one of the strangest footballers of modern times. Had practically no attributes, but just scored loads of goals somehow.

By all accounts he looked a proper parks player in training.

 

[AndyWolves]

I'll try again then, Peter Crouch

 

[Johnny75]

Kezman and Higuian. Like watching still photos watching them sprint.

Edit: Add Gregorz Raziak to that too.

 

[Wilf Wolf]

Ray Hankin. He also comfortably wins the fattest thighs competition.

 

[Keef]

Birbatov? always seemed to just be strolling about

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Berba can do whatever he wants. What a geezer.

 

[Lupo]

Inzaghi is one of the strangest footballers of modern times. Had practically no attributes, but just scored loads of goals somehow.

By all accounts he looked a proper parks player in training.

He was born offside too

 

[The Bear]

Berba can do whatever he wants. What a geezer.

Fag in his mouth and a bottle of water. Very healthy.

 

[redvictor]

Berba can do whatever he wants. What a geezer.

He'd have probably made a decent living as a film star too. Even if he was a shit footballer(which he wasn't), he'd have been the coolest shit footballer to ever grace the field.